Monday, January 21, 2008

News flash: Neanderthal man found living in Chicago, possible missing link, or just a colossal jerk?

I heard them talking about this ad on Craig's List on AM 720 this morning.

Close to blue line, pretty much brand new condo. THree decks including a private roof deck. Blocks away from Blue line, North ave bus, and Western Ave bus. I dont really need a roommate, but i would like a girl to live here. Dont worry about being messy or whatever, i have a cleaning lady come twice a month. Drinks fine. No smoking as i just quit. You can do whatever drugs you want in your room. If their good, you need to share... hahahah. Im a professional and barely even here. Male, in good shape. 27 years old. I have everything, tv, stereo, food processor, crock pot, good knives. all you need is a bed and bedroom furniture. Rent is $450.00 including utilites if you are AVERAGE looking meaning a 6 out of 10. Each point up towards 10, you can subtract $100.00. So if you think you are a 7, $350, 10- you pay $50.00. Same thing if it goes the other way. If you are a 1 or something, be ready to fork up $950 a month. I will obviously be the judge. If you want we can also pick three people off the street and get the average of the three. Oh, and the rent can change month to month (i.e. you sit around and eat doritoes with french onion dip everyday and gain 30 pounds, you better be ready to fork over some dollars). How great of a person you are or your personality will have no bearing on your score. btw, no parties, not a lot of guests unless you are a 7 or above and your guests are equal or better females. good luck. Location: Chicago it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests PostingID: 542830561
The host and news lady were speculating what a fitting recompense would be... maybe a T-girl in a tutu... or someone from the Kitkat Lounge (if you don't understand, click on the link, and hold on to your chair!)

6 comments:

SnarkAngel said...

It WOULD be a hoot if we could get every "showgirl" from KitKat to reply to this jerk's ad! But I'm surprised this made the news, since we already have a Neanderthal living in the White House and a couple more running for president. . .

val said...

Presumably if said female found HIM a 1, she could THROW THE TURD OUT.

The Rug Goth said...

Val- now that would be justice!

Snark- The Spike show on 720 thrives on fun stuff like this... its a great show. It came up because a young female intern (19 or 20) came across it on Craig's List.

I hope someone from the KKL does apply! Anyone know any of the show girls there?

Boston_Betty said...

Sorry, don't mean to get off topic, but I found this hilarious blog today...http://menwholooklikelesbians.blogspot.com/

Among the inductees are Bruce Jenner, Rod Stewart and Paul McCartney. Too damn funny! Maybe Snark can do a story off this.

Later...

BB

SnarkAngel said...

Memo to self: Check out "The Spike Show." Sounds plenty snarky to me!

The Rug Goth said...

BB- Hey, I opened the door with the KKL reference, who's to blame you for walking through it.

Yeh, Spike O's a hoot. He's on 5am - 9am.

I might want to check out that blog too, sounds fun... and to make sure I'm nowhere near being an inductee myself. Naw... I wear a lot more makeup than most of the Lesbians I know / live around, and more frequently wear non bifurcated garments too. I've got more of a Alice Cooper meets David Bowie thing going.

My #1 nominee would be Conan O'Brien. A grown man just should not have that much of a baby face!