White America-Hating Evangelical Preachers Found!

OMFG, and it's not Fred Phelps!

It's Pat Roberstson, John Hagee and Jerry Falwell.

And they are spiritual advisers to presidents and Republican candidates alike.

Oh, I forgot. IOKIYAR. 'Cos ya know, they've been the God Squad for, oh, I dunno, like. forever.

Or maybee it's just a white religious privilege to spew vile and hateful things. I'm just sayin'.

Or maybe everyone should just shut up and leave the preachers to their dank, creaking pulpits, preferably off my teevee, and off all of the campaign dog-and-pony shows.

(BTW-God just told me he thinks this Blog is "Teh Awesome!! I said, "Thanks, we try. Please keep coming back.")

Huckabee Schmuckabee

is having a Willie Horton Moment.

Basically,

Blinded by Clinton hatred, Arkansas Governor Huckleberry urged (and secured) the parole of convicted serial rapist Wayne Dumond because he was convicted of raping a distant relative of former Arkansas Gov. Clinton, claiming that the conviction was politically motivated.

Huckabee writes (this is a creepy link to National Review) his BFF Wayne:

Dear Wayne,

My desire is that you be released from prison. I feel that parole is the best way for your reintroduction to society to take place.

The man went on to rape and murder two more women.

And this is the "darling" of the 'Christian" Right and "Law and Order" Republicans of all stripes (typically, jailhouse stripes).

I guess, IOKIARDI (It's OK if a Republican does it).