I Wish Sylvester Would Just Eat Tweety

And put us out of our misery, since MSNBC evidently won't!

Here's that friggin' genius journalist Chris Matthews making orange juice instead of coffee an issue against Obama, for chissakes!



Message to GE/MSNBC: What a waste of $5,000,000.00! Check out your 401K's, make some changes, and dump this blowhard.

I hear McCain puts ketchup on his peanut butter and banana sandwiches and eats Italian beef au Jus, the bloody Frenchman. Go investigate that! (It could be true, and, oh yeah, Iraq had Nucular Weapons.)

Why Are My Ears Bleeding

Oh, He speaks again...

Update: He Does Drone On...

Thank God: " God Bless America "

That means it's Fucking Over!!!

America will soon be free again.

Oh double fuck me! Tweety is offering his analysis.

Just let Olbermann do it the next time.

Update 2: He's signing fucking autographs. Like Brittany

A Retard Rock Star,

Ain't we glad he ran our country for the last 8 fucking years?

Chris "Tweety" Matthews offering awed, manly righteous respect for this piece of shit.

Yes, Tweety, Clinton's did it! Fuckhead..... 'And Reagan was teh Awesome", 25 years ago, while he was sleeping.

MSNBC: Kill 2 birds with one stone. Tucker Carlson and Tweety Matthews, "Together where ever they go....". Let 'em go down on one ship.

OK, I can hear my mother now going; "You can catch more flies with honey." That's just the kinda shit that got us into Iraq (Gloriously, Forever!).

Tweety was humbly speaking about how bad the Prez blew it, and then all of a sudden he got his mancrush up on McCain... His voice literally jumped an octave and quavered for a second.

This is the peoples who tells us no-nothings how to think (and vote). Fuckhead!

Final analysis: Again, Number One Retard, I ask: Where's the "Iraq? OOPS. my bad."

Fuck me even more, MSNBC brings on TIMMEH! Russert, Turd Supreme!