MSNBC's Phil Griffin; Idiot, Right-Wing Sop & Ass-Kisser

As president of MSNBC, he has obviously lost his mind by suspending Keith Olbermann.  Meanwhile, useful right-wing tool Joe Scarborough the Obnoxious, and the ever Racist and Homophobic Bigot Pat Buchanan keep their jobs.

What a fuck-up for MSNBC.  Hope CNN scoops up KO, so I can continue to maintain my own sanity, elsewhere.

Rachel and Ron - Real Journalism - Honest Punditry

Here is an example of what real, intelligent, well-researched, Pulitzer-worthy journalism looks like. Watch Rachel take down with those funny things called facts, a leader of the Ex-Gay/Pray-Away-The-Gay/Pillow-Beating/Man-Cuddling/Reparative Therapy frauds. (We have videos of this cretin in action here in the archives. I am just to lazy to go link to them.)

Chris Matthews, David Gregory, George Stephanopolis, et al, can only dream of being this brilliant:

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Now watch Ron Reagan, Jr take on the execrable, got-the-memo, bullshit-spitting tool, Ron Christie, as this piece of shit Christie defends the indefensible, appalling words of America's Biggest Dick, Dick Cheney.

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I don't get Cheney. If I were him I would STFU and thank my lucky stars that I'm not in jail for the very real, very treasonable act of conspiring to unmask a covert agent of the CIA, Cheney being a key participant, if not instigator, of the Valerie Plame demasking incident. There is no way to prove this but people, some of Plame's former contacts, probably died because of that heinous act, all to gain some kind of sick political revenge on Plame's husband, Joe Wilson, for daring to say the prewar with Iraq books may be cooked. So there goes Cheney being such an asshole wheezing out yet another monstrosity of an interview suggesting Obama may be a traitor to America.

Meanwhile, back in the reality based community, Obama is left with the thankless task of cleaning up the mess these repugnant Republican retards left behind.

And Christie should be glad he was not in the same room with RR,Jr. or he'd be nursing a well deserved, broken nose.

Please G_d, Could you rapture these two, Christie and Cohen, before my head explodes?

Mary Fallin is a Water Carrying...

Piece of Shit. She must be a Republican.
Shilling the lipstick/pig lie.

But Chris Matthews at MSNBC is holding his feet to the fire. Yea! Chris!

How STOOOPID does this sad excuse for a human think we are?

Oh, she's an Oklahoman Congresscritter (R)

John Freehery is a Water Carrying...

Piece of shit. He must be a Republican.
Shilling the lipstick/pig lie.

But Chris Matthews at MSNBC is holding his feet to the fire. Yea! Chris!

How STOOOPID does this sad excuse for a human think we are?

Oh, he was once communications director for indicted congressman Tom Delay (R).

Nancy Pfotenhauer is a Water Carrying...

Piece of Shit. She must be a Republican.
Shilling the lipstick/pig lie.

But my David Shuster at MSNBC is having none of it. Yea! David!

How STOOOPID does this sad excuse for a human think we are?

Oh, she started her carreer as a subhost for that bloviating gasbag, Rush Limbaugh.

Enuf said!

Joe Watkins is a Water Carrying...

Piece of shit!

Shilling the lipstick/pig lie.

I am glad to see that the only dark face of the Republican Party is being given a hard time as he tries selling his crapola on MSNBC.

And he's a minister, too. Well then, he ought to be ashamed of himself! Name me a church that condones lying and shilling?

Shill Extraordinaire

Watching MSNBC Now - Peggy Noonan?

Clutch the pearls, what a water carrier!

What sleepazoid narcotic was she on last night. She going on and on how tepid and insignificant the Obama speech was.

I'll blame it on drugs, 'cos I'm not convinced she's a idiot. Maybe the Bush years numbed/dumbed her brain cells into hackdom.

For chrissakes, even "Pitchfork" Pat Buchanan was absolutely effusive in his praise of the speech last night:


On the other hand, I like numb, clueless, delusional Republicans. They'll never see it coming. I'm hearing some voices on "The Krazy Korner" thought the speech was mean. After Swiftboating, purple heart band aids, gay-baiting, slandereous misquotes about inventing the internet, and other Rovian tactics they cry "Meanie!"? Poor babies. Eat it! And then see if your awesome Bush-leagued health care plans cover self-induced eatin' crow related ailments.

And Krazy K-Lo at KK (who still gets moist (as in dewey eyed, you perverts) for Littly Ricky Santorum and Mittens Romney)wonders why nobody is talking about Charlie Crist as the Repub VP.

What an idiot. 'Cos his beard isn't working and you and your party have kinda demonized what that means.

"We Need A President...

...Who puts Barney Smith before Smith Barney."

Another recovering Republican.

And the bloviating gasbags are missing it all as they talk over them, amongst themselves, and about nothing, over, and over, and over, and over again. What idiots!

Thank God for C-SPAN!

Update: However MSNBC did post it on their site:

I Wish Sylvester Would Just Eat Tweety

And put us out of our misery, since MSNBC evidently won't!

Here's that friggin' genius journalist Chris Matthews making orange juice instead of coffee an issue against Obama, for chissakes!



Message to GE/MSNBC: What a waste of $5,000,000.00! Check out your 401K's, make some changes, and dump this blowhard.

I hear McCain puts ketchup on his peanut butter and banana sandwiches and eats Italian beef au Jus, the bloody Frenchman. Go investigate that! (It could be true, and, oh yeah, Iraq had Nucular Weapons.)

That F%^*^r Tucker

Gets Canned!!

Unfortunately, I hear they want to replace the gaybasher with David Gregory.

Should have been David Shuster or Rachel Maddow.

With Zero Precincts Reporting

MSNBC calls Georgia for Obama!

Whatever!

Update:

With Zero Precincts Reporting, MSNBC is now telling me how the voting broke out by race, age, sex, etc.

Whatever.

Update 2:

Keith Olbermann just salaciously winked at me.

Why Are My Ears Bleeding

Oh, He speaks again...

Update: He Does Drone On...

Thank God: " God Bless America "

That means it's Fucking Over!!!

America will soon be free again.

Oh double fuck me! Tweety is offering his analysis.

Just let Olbermann do it the next time.

Update 2: He's signing fucking autographs. Like Brittany

A Retard Rock Star,

Ain't we glad he ran our country for the last 8 fucking years?

Chris "Tweety" Matthews offering awed, manly righteous respect for this piece of shit.

Yes, Tweety, Clinton's did it! Fuckhead..... 'And Reagan was teh Awesome", 25 years ago, while he was sleeping.

MSNBC: Kill 2 birds with one stone. Tucker Carlson and Tweety Matthews, "Together where ever they go....". Let 'em go down on one ship.

OK, I can hear my mother now going; "You can catch more flies with honey." That's just the kinda shit that got us into Iraq (Gloriously, Forever!).

Tweety was humbly speaking about how bad the Prez blew it, and then all of a sudden he got his mancrush up on McCain... His voice literally jumped an octave and quavered for a second.

This is the peoples who tells us no-nothings how to think (and vote). Fuckhead!

Final analysis: Again, Number One Retard, I ask: Where's the "Iraq? OOPS. my bad."

Fuck me even more, MSNBC brings on TIMMEH! Russert, Turd Supreme!

Rachel Maddow!!

Just made me spit up my coffee with a hearty laugh. My capture of her comment:

"Mitt Romney bragging he won in Nevada is like bragging you were valedictorian while omitting that you were home schooled."

(Mitt was the only Repub actively campaigning in Nevada.)

MSNBC, Please give her a show! Take an hour from Tucker Dickhead or Tweety Matthews and give Rachel Maddow a show.

Chris Matthews, Retard

Apology or no apology, Chris Matthews is a blithering idiot.

From Media Matters' Jamison Foser

MSNBC's Chris Matthews problem

Think about this for a second: Chris Matthews is holding it against Hillary Clinton that her husband cheated on her. But he doesn't hold it against John McCain and Rudy Giuliani that they cheated on their spouses. Matthews seems to think women are to blame when their husbands have affairs -- and men who cheat on their spouses are blameless.

Read the whole thing.

I may just go and vote Hillary, just to watch Tweety's head explode. But then again, if a pile of shit explodes in a vacuum, is there anything to see?

But at least it would get this cretin off my TeeVee, permanently.

Flipster Mittster Takes Nevada

As Boston Betty gently weeps...

The state is heavily LDS. And the rest is having one hell of a sunbaked LSD flashback.

UPDATE:
Of course, this is MSNBC's call, with 0% of votes reporting in. Our Mainstream Media at work.

Last Chance to Gay Bash in Iowa

I hope the Republicans are destroyed for a generation. I don't know why...

Oh yes I do:

Via Think Progress, Mitt adviser, former Senator Jim Talent, shows the desperation of the Romney campaign to woo conservative Iowans. He attempts to convince the target voter base that his man is no mo' fo' the homos on Hardball tonight:

TALENT: He's always had the same position as to regards to the gay agenda. Look, he wants to know people to know he values gay people as people, okay? But he doesn't want the militant gays to be able to change the cultural institutions of the country. He ran strongly in favor of traditional marriage when he ran for governor.

WTF? This is why I am pro-gun. To get the NRA on my side when they try to take away my pink pistols.

Memo to Chris "Tweety" Matthews, I will start respecting your show when you start laughing these assholes off the air.

Follow the link for the Gay Agenda reposted for your convenience at Pam's House Blend.

And may I remind the jerk that without "The Gay" there would not be any cultural institutions in America.

Keith!!!!!!!!!!!

Nice Olbermann interview to be found here.

Rachel Maddow Rocks!!!!

Watching Rachel Maddow on Olbermann's Countdown now.

I think I have a mancrush...



on a lesbian.

Memo to Marriott, Hilton & Sheraton Hotels:

Would you people please start pumping MSNBC into your rooms? I go into serious Olbermann and Shuster withdrawal whenever I'm out of town.

P.S.

While your at it...
Dump Fox News (It's not news) and CNN Headline News (also not news). You will probably find less of your televisions at the bottom of your swimming pools due to the inane ramblings of Bill O'Reilly and those nauseating Fox AllStars; and the ever moronic stylings of Nancy Grace and Glenn Pecker (oops, I mean) Beck.

Keith!!! Olbermann's the Man!

Olbermann as usual makes my day with his special comment. MSNBC does do something right! But the Yin and Yang is killing me.

"You, Mr. Bush, are a BALD FACED LIAR..."
"You sir, have no business being president!"
AMEN to that!!

JUST SHOOT ME!!!

'Cos now on MSNBC, ol' Chris "Tweety" Matthews has got his Romney mancrush on again, gushing about Romney's JesusSpeech!


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What's a news-whore like me to do now?

FOX NEWS IS NOT AN OPTION!!

Oh, Well. Only 30 minutes to "Ugly Betty".