Tuesday, September 30, 2008

Taxing Religion!!! Now There's an Idea!

Taxing these cults, *cough, cough* ... uh ... er ... "churches" can't be any scarier than the churches themselves ...



I'll take a refund with that brainwash, please ...

I.R.S.: "No Religion Shall be Left Behind!"

"How A Herd of Sheep Became The Masses of Asses ..."

"Jeremiah Wright to Share Jail Cell With John Hagee."

Pelosi's Speech

After consulting with my experts, Frank and Gary the bartenders (bartenders make the best economists, trust me, they're the first to know), I now believe that Nancy Pelosi was way out of line. It was too partisan at a critical time.



After all, this was a Republican bill, initially drafted by a Republican administration, bailing out, initially, Republican Wall Street Fat Cats, from the Republican clusterfuck they created, enabled by Republican laissez-faire deregulation policies, programs and legislation.

So the Republicans might be a tad sensitive to the notion that for the good of the country, they would have to hoist the $700,000,000,000.00 (+) tab on the Average Joe taxpayers. However, without this bill, we are all now so screwed, so it was not the time for the Democrats to tweak the frazzled nerves of their twittering Republican compatriots across the aisle.

Even the President Bush gave a 3 minute speech to help sway the masses to support his bill, and Li'l Johnny McCain "suspended" his campaign to ride in on his white horse, storm the White House gate and twist some arms show some bipartisanship. I know this is true, he said so on my TeeVee. He gathered up the leaders in that White House Conference room for some bipartisan mavericky "straight talk" and said...

Nothing.

So shame on you Nancy, you heartless "San Francisco" liberal. How could you be so mean, picking at their last GOP nerve like that. Hey America! Call your Republican Congressmen. They need a hug today.

However, Barney Frank, you go!

Update:
OMG! This must be serious! Prez Bush gave another 3 minute speech!

Monday, September 29, 2008

Remember My Forgotten Man - Songs for the New Depression

Still works for me...

Remember My Forgotten Man:

Circa 1933
Singer: Joan Blondell / Etta Moten, Lyrics: Al Dubin, Music: Harry Warren, Choreography: Busby Berkeley, Movie: Gold Diggers of 1933
Thanks to Joan, Al, Harry, Busby...
And Republicans everywhere!

Songs for the New Depression - Brother, Can You Spare a Dime?

Are the same songs from the Old Depression:

Circa 1931: Crooner: Bing Crosby, Lyrics: EY "Yip" Harbug, Music: Jay Gorney, Photo's: Dorthea Lange:

Once I built a railroad, I made it run, made it race against time.
Once I built a railroad; now it's done. Brother, can you spare a dime?
Once I built a tower, up to the sun, brick, and rivet, and lime;
Once I built a tower, now it's done. Brother, can you spare a dime?
Thanks to Bing, Yip, Dorthea, and Republicans Everywhere

I Need a Cocktail

A couple of roommates, a beer heiress wife with multiple homes, jewels and expensive gowns, and stock in all the liquor companies 'cos they're the only ones who are going to make any money. I gotta pawn that bling

Boehner's Boner

That Bonehead Rep John Boehner (R-Fantasyland) sez it's Pelosi's fault 'cos she gave a partisan speech, driving off Republican votes.

Which means, Republicans voted against the best interest of their country because their feelings were hurt. Pathetic.

Barney Frank nails 'em:

Barney Frank's Frankness: "Give me the 12 (R) names and I will go talk uncharacteristically nicely to them, and tell them what wonderful people they are, and maybe now they will think about the country."

Sarah Palin - Pole Turtle

Was at Charlie's where a cowboy told me there was an expression that fits Sarah Palin.

She's a pole turtle.

When you see a turtle on top of a tall pole, you think:

Well, you know it didn't get up there by itself.
You also know it doesn't know what to do now that it's up there.
And you have to wonder what asshole put it up there in the first place.

We Are So Screwed!

And the CryBaby Republicans did it, again.

As Atrios sez: Lucy just yanked the football, again.

Thanks for all the help, Wise Ol', Experienced Man of Washington, Li'l Johnny McCain. "High-o, Silver!" You rode in on your white house to save the day. Key in William Tell Overture.

"High-O Silver, Awaaaaaaayyy!!!!!"

Sure liked how your influence cleared the way. How can you reach across party lines when you can't even influence your own assholes.

And, uh, Johnnie, How's your 401K, doin'? Oh that's right... You don't have one. Well at least your wife has some houses she can sell, if you can find them.

Sunday, September 28, 2008

Sarah Palin - Catherine Tate - I Can Do That

Over at Andrew Sullivan's The Daily Dish, he been running a sereies of Catherine Tate videos as Sarah Palin "I can do that".

They are especially funny if you think of Sarah. This "Translater" turn had me ROFLMAO!

Meanwhile In Alaska

There appears to be a revolt going on. Apologies to Kurt Weill:

Tina Fey - Sarah Palin II


Dead-on, Again and hysterical!

Saturday, September 27, 2008

The Debate

I think it was a tie. But I am heartened that a lot of polls show undecided's went overwhelmingly Obama.

My own biased POV...

McCain looked cranky, and would not make eye contact with Obama. There something there that Obama needs to exploit. I think it's simmering rage that McSame is barely able to contain. Make him pop and the election is yours.

McCain sounded condescending, like "Why am I debating this uppity young upstart whippersnapper?"

Obama, find the trigger phrase that'll make him pop. Cut him to the quick, if his lips are moving, he is lying. Don't readily agree with him, McCain is an erratic, unstable, moron, reciting soundbites for his next commercial.

Hit him hard: McCain = Bush, McCain(heart's)Bush

When he sez that many congressman are in jail, remind America that they are overwhelmingly Republican. And that McCain was deeply entangled himself in a financial meltdown scandal. (Can you say "Keating Five"?)

And remind America over and over that it was all these "experienced, understanding" deregulating, wise old Republican men of Washington that got us bogged down in Iraq AND this financial mess. It plays right off his condescending and pompous attitude. This is a Republican recession/depression. (Once again, they do know how to throw a GRAND OLD PARTY!). Make them own it!

Paul Newman: 1925-2008. We've Lost a Legend...and a very kind man, as well.




I've always said that Paul Newman was by far the most handsome man to ever grace film and Hollywood...he was indeed more than just a pretty face. He was a committed husband, father, philanthropist and just an all around good person, which was so rare in Hollywood, then and now. Rest in peace.

Paul Newman RIP

"Why can't you lose your good looks..."

One good looking actor's actor!

Friday, September 26, 2008

Weimar? Pirate Jenny

Auf Deutsch:

Do You Think They Are REALLY Registered to Vote?

They're from Kentucky ...

You Gotta Love Jack Cafferty...

I guess this Jack's one reporter not charmed by tales hunting moose, beauty pageants and calling one's spouse the 'first dude!'

The Rats are Abandoning the Sinking Ship...

...and pissing on the captain's shoes on the way off! Good speech, but I would've taken this guy more seriously if he'd just come out and said what a disaster Bush has been not only for the nation, but the GOP itself!

Nostradamus Who? We had Orwell to tell us this...

Wednesday, September 24, 2008

I just don't know what to say...

I'm still not sure if this is a joke, or a serious attempt at Christian music...

Monday, September 22, 2008

The Bush Legacy--The Looting of America

...and all because a bunch of red state imbeciles thought the biggest problems facing America were gay marriage and abortion! Tornados to all their trailer parks!

Sunday, September 21, 2008

We Are in America's Weimar Republic Phase

Runaway capitalism, corruption, politicians' immunity from the rule of law, religious intolerance and greed...all summed up nicely:

Wednesday, September 10, 2008

Fitness to be Commander...

in Chief And President of the United States of America

I have no idea whether Sarah Palin is fit to be the leader of the free world.

Don't even care much.

However, if John McCain allows this crap to go on, and he has, he has no business aspiring to highest and noblest office in the land.

He is not worthy.

He needs to take a night off and watch "Mr. Smith Goes To Washington" on TCM.

He might just learn something.

Mike Huckabee & Meghan McCain...

To their credit, debunked this whole Lipstick/Pig lie.

And they are both Republicans, I assume. Guess they didn't get the memo.

Mary Fallin is a Water Carrying...

Piece of Shit. She must be a Republican.
Shilling the lipstick/pig lie.

But Chris Matthews at MSNBC is holding his feet to the fire. Yea! Chris!

How STOOOPID does this sad excuse for a human think we are?

Oh, she's an Oklahoman Congresscritter (R)

John Freehery is a Water Carrying...

Piece of shit. He must be a Republican.
Shilling the lipstick/pig lie.

But Chris Matthews at MSNBC is holding his feet to the fire. Yea! Chris!

How STOOOPID does this sad excuse for a human think we are?

Oh, he was once communications director for indicted congressman Tom Delay (R).

Nancy Pfotenhauer is a Water Carrying...

Piece of Shit. She must be a Republican.
Shilling the lipstick/pig lie.

But my David Shuster at MSNBC is having none of it. Yea! David!

How STOOOPID does this sad excuse for a human think we are?

Oh, she started her carreer as a subhost for that bloviating gasbag, Rush Limbaugh.

Enuf said!

Joe Watkins is a Water Carrying...

Piece of shit!

Shilling the lipstick/pig lie.

I am glad to see that the only dark face of the Republican Party is being given a hard time as he tries selling his crapola on MSNBC.

And he's a minister, too. Well then, he ought to be ashamed of himself! Name me a church that condones lying and shilling?

Shill Extraordinaire

Oh For Chrissakes-Obama Is NOT Calling Palin A Pig

However, All of you Republicans who are trying to say this...

I am calling all of you out as muck and shit wallowing pigs of the lowest order, lipstick or no lipstick!

Ya all sound like the basketball jerks who feign fouls 'cos they think the ref doesn't see what your up to.

Mainstream Media! Move on already! If a Republican's lips are moving, THEY ARE LYING! Don't you see that by now?

Tuesday, September 9, 2008

REALLY?? Sarah Palin for VP

As always, I question anything coming from the mouths of the repubes, but the latest blurbs and speeches are killing me. I was willing to listen to what Sarah Palin had to say, after all, you cannot judge a book by its former beauty pageant title, but from the minute she started talking, I had to shout, "REALLY??" First of all, both McCain and Palin keep repeating things that have been proven to be outright lies from day one. The whole "sold the governor's private jet on ebay for a profit" mantra is just plain wrong. The jet was sold by a private broker at a loss to the state. Sarah Palin claims she turned down the funding for the "Bridge to Nowhere", when in fact, she was all for it until it became unPC to be pro bridge. In other words, until they figured out it would only serve to hurt the repubes.

My next major issue is the fact that for some reason, the repubes seem to think that by selecting a female running mate for the dinosaur, they will attract women voters. Sarah Palin appears to dislike women in that she is anti-abortion to the point of being beyond scary. While she is hailed as a hero for not aborting her son with downs syndrome, no one remembers to mention that, because she is governor, her children are being raised by their father, a cook and nanny. She is "sacrificing" her children's' well being for her own career aspirations. I am all for women being successful career women, wives and mothers, but do NOT claim to be a bible thumping pro-life supporter of women when your kids are not your priority and you are willing to go on national television and tell huge lies.

Finally, we come to the issue of Sarah Palin's religious "beliefs". Sarah Palin is a member of a church in which the members speak in tongues. The church fully believes that not only is the rapture coming, but it will be somehow centered in Alaska. Sarah Palin's church also believes that you can literally, "pray away the gay". A homosexual has only to believe strongly enough and pray hard enough to discover the joys of both Jesus Christ, as their personal saviour, and heterosexuality.

The scariest part of all of this for me is that there are millions of Americans not only drinking up all the kool-aid, but they honestly believe that both John McCain and Sarah Palin are the answer to all our woes, will raise up this nation to its former glory, and will jump start our sagging economy. OH WAIT, I keep forgetting that the economy is not only doing great, but the war in Iraq was the right thing to do. AND, lest I forget, the repubes themselves had stated emphatically that this election is NOT, I repeat NOT, about the issues but about personality. YES, they really said that on national television.

REALLY????????

Friday, September 5, 2008

WILL THE REAL SARAH PALIN PLEASE STAND UP!?

... OR ... FROM SKANK HO TO REPUBLICAN V.P. RUNNING MATE ... THE ALASKAN BREED

PalinCaptainMorgan

Sarah and a good buddy get acquainted with a new friend ... Captain Morgan!

Palin Does Girl on Girl

Hey! Nothing wrong with a little girl-on-girl action! Could that be the effect of "taking her orders" from Captain Morgan?!

Palin mixes booze with a 4x4.

Good booze + a good ride + good friends = good times!

Palin likes guns!

Sarah enjoys her toys ... which one do you think she likes the most? Personally, I'd take the one in the baseball cap ... he's got a big one! But then, so does Sarah ...

Palin's Early Days as Hairhopper

Sarah started her life as a "hair hopper" at a very early age ... looks like that's not ALL she started at a very early age ...

Palin - Set for a Night on the Town!

Unfortunately, Sarah never got along well with contact lenses. But she did get along well with plenty else! From disco slut to soccer mom! Is it really that much of a S - T - R - E - T - C - H ! ? ! ?

Palin loves guns ...

Guns and bikinis! Ain't America great? Yep! Sarah still likes them there "big ones!" You go, girl!