No, just Jan Crouch of the Church of the Pink Hair:
But tell me, Jan, are you really happy?
"F&#k, yeah!, I mean send your checks to TBN and I'll get back to y'all."
Showing posts with label Chistianistas. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Chistianistas. Show all posts
Tuesday, March 18, 2008
White America-Hating Evangelical Preachers Found!
OMFG, and it's not Fred Phelps!
It's Pat Roberstson, John Hagee and Jerry Falwell.
And they are spiritual advisers to presidents and Republican candidates alike.
Oh, I forgot. IOKIYAR. 'Cos ya know, they've been the God Squad for, oh, I dunno, like. forever.
Or maybee it's just a white religious privilege to spew vile and hateful things. I'm just sayin'.
Or maybe everyone should just shut up and leave the preachers to their dank, creaking pulpits, preferably off my teevee, and off all of the campaign dog-and-pony shows.
(BTW-God just told me he thinks this Blog is "Teh Awesome!! I said, "Thanks, we try. Please keep coming back.")
It's Pat Roberstson, John Hagee and Jerry Falwell.
And they are spiritual advisers to presidents and Republican candidates alike.
Oh, I forgot. IOKIYAR. 'Cos ya know, they've been the God Squad for, oh, I dunno, like. forever.
Or maybee it's just a white religious privilege to spew vile and hateful things. I'm just sayin'.
Or maybe everyone should just shut up and leave the preachers to their dank, creaking pulpits, preferably off my teevee, and off all of the campaign dog-and-pony shows.
(BTW-God just told me he thinks this Blog is "Teh Awesome!! I said, "Thanks, we try. Please keep coming back.")
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