Dear Undecided Superdelegates

Arianna is right.

Your inability to decide is hurting the party, and fulfilling the propagandized stereotype of wishy washy wimpiness.

Please decide shortly so we can put an end to this (I'm talking to you, Rahm Emanuel, for one) or you will never see one of my meager pennies ever directed to your campaign warchests.

Here's some list of superundecideds.

Whassamatter U? I don't even give a crap if you go batshit insane and bow to her Her Royal Maj.

Shit or get off the pot! NOW!

Dear Barack:

Please do not put this woman on your ticket.

She is batshit insane.

Thank you.

Message to Hillary

Shut up.
Go away.

You can't win unless you change the rules (read "cheat")

New Word

I learned a new word.

Putalita = Li'l Hillary Shillary

No matter what she sez

It's Official - I'm Over Hillary

I'm sick of Hillary.
I'm sick of the Clintons' Tandem Tag Team.
I'm sick of her sleazy campaigning.
I'm sick of her sleazy campaign managers.
I'm sick of her sleazy advisors.
I'm sick of her fearmongering.
I'm sick of her changing the rules.
I'm sick of her politics of destruction.
I'm sick of her subliminal racism.
I'm sick of her Rovian tactics
I'm sick of her "win at all costs" in spite of what it will do the the Democratic Party, Brand and Message.
Most of all...

I'm sick of her.

*This is not to say they she was not treated unfairly by the press. She was. Especially by that sexist pig Chris Matthews.

**This is not to say I am an enthusiastic Obamazon. I'm not. I'm still smarting over the anti-gay preacher fiasco. I'm not positive he won't throw gays under the bus, if he has to, though I do feel more confident than I did that he won't.

***This is not to say I will not support the Democratic nominee. I will. Either nominee is heads and tails better than the nutcases offered elsewhere. It will take years if not decades to recover from the damage, these morons, these Mayberry Machiavelli's, these monstrous, mendacious, thieving Republicans, have inflicted upon our country. Their party needs and deserves to be utterly swept into obscurity. Even as they go to jail.