Friday, May 23, 2008

Dear Undecided Superdelegates

Arianna is right.

Your inability to decide is hurting the party, and fulfilling the propagandized stereotype of wishy washy wimpiness.

Please decide shortly so we can put an end to this (I'm talking to you, Rahm Emanuel, for one) or you will never see one of my meager pennies ever directed to your campaign warchests.

Here's some list of superundecideds.

Whassamatter U? I don't even give a crap if you go batshit insane and bow to her Her Royal Maj.

Shit or get off the pot! NOW!