Sarah Palin - Pole Turtle

Was at Charlie's where a cowboy told me there was an expression that fits Sarah Palin.

She's a pole turtle.

When you see a turtle on top of a tall pole, you think:

Well, you know it didn't get up there by itself.
You also know it doesn't know what to do now that it's up there.
And you have to wonder what asshole put it up there in the first place.