The Mittster Sez

"Corporations are people, my friend."
----------------------------Mitt Romney

So is Soylent Green




UPDATE: Shoot! Americablog beat me to it.

Jon Stewart and Jason Jones on the Doushebaggery of Mitt Romney

Goodbye, Mittens Romney...

ROMNEY QUITS, BUT ACKNOWLEDGES: "I hate to lose!"

Why doesn't this douche just ADMIT that losing NOW is less damaging to his inflated, gas-bag ego than losing BIG TIME later on as the nomination process continues? Nevertheless, I feel a bit like celebrating, because I just can't stand the turd. Of course, his spin on his decision to suspend his campaign for the Republican nomination is that he is a self-sacrificing martyr. Read all about it here:

ROMNEY OUT! "I hate to lose!"

More details here:

"I entered this race because I love America."

Yeah, Mitt. I love America, too. I just prefer it with less white-collar sleaze.