Indicted Republican Sen Ted Stevens (Alaska) Wins Primary

This is so cool. The arguably most corrupt sitting senator (Republican, of course) wins his primary while under indictment by the most politicized, Republican favoring Justice Department, ever.

Sen Ted "Internet-Series-of-Tubes-Florida-Exit-To-Nowhere" Stevens (Alaska Alledgedly, Corrupt Republican) also argues that he is a target of a political witch hunt. From Bush's Justice Department? Yagottabekiddinme!

Methinks Republicans have to be so blatantly corrupt that it can't be ignored to warrant an indictment from these people.

Thank you, Ted, for helping us on our way to a veto and filibuster proof majority.

This is funny! Stevens supporters shouting "Four More Years!" Hey, Morons! Senate terms are six years.

This is how Republicans stay in office, by recruiting the least amongst us, the ignorant.