Final Bush Address - Reax

UUUGHH!!

Only 15 minutes!! Thank god, that's over!

He's is both a liar and delusional.

8 years of national nightmare coming to an end.

Buh Bye!

Memo to Roland Burris

Remove yourself from consideration for the open Illinois US Senate seat.

I have 2 reasons for you to do so.

I) The next senator from Illinois must be squeaky clean. No corruption. No backroom deals, ever. I don't know if you are corrupt or not. Being an old school Chicago/Illinois pol I would suspect your cred's are less then sterling. In any event, just by accepting our disreputable Governor Blagomess's nomination, you are now tainted. It won't ever go away. And it reeks to high heaven. And then you, in humility of office, name your children after yourself: Roland & Rolanda, No ego's here.

II) From now on I demand only the brightest elected officials. I'm sick to death of those who can, doing, and those who can't, going into government. We have had demonstrably disastrous results from electing simpletons such as Preznit Bush and Gov. Blago. Also, from what I know and have seen of you over the years, I am simply underwhelmed. And now, MSNBC tells me Sen. Durbin is trying to get a hold of you but you are not responding because you do not know how to work the voice mail function on your cel phone.

I call that case closed. Let someone competent and completely beyond reproach fill the shoes of our Senator Obama. You owe us that!

Gustav May Cancel Repub Party

Soon-To-Be-Hurricane Gustav is roaring into the Gulf of Mexico, once again threatening Louisiana.

Republicans are thinking about canceling their party. I don't know why they may want to lose all those photo opportunities.

Oh, that's right. Let's recall what photo op came out of Hurricane Katrina:

Such an adorable couple...

Meanwhile, Reverend James "Daddy" Dobson prayed for rain "of biblical proportions" last night on Denver. Instead we get a hurricane ruining the GOPper's party. Note to Jimmy, stop praying. You're making it worse.

I hope this thing dies out and spares the mainland...

But I ask...

Why does God hate Republicans?

Stealing 2nd, Bush Style

Ohio Governor Ted Strickland:

"You know, it was once said of the first George Bush that he was born on third base and thought he'd hit a triple. Well, with the 22 million new jobs and the budget surplus Bill Clinton left behind, George W. Bush came into office on third base, and then he stole second. And John McCain cheered him every step of the way."

English Please!

Roger Cohen at New York Times:
Via The Great Orange Satan

The difference from 2004 is that the country is deep into economic plight, deeper into two wars, and weary of Republican fear-mongering. It may even be ready for what Mark Greenwood, a lawyer from Dickinson, N.D., called “someone who knows how to speak the English language.”

Ain’t no question Obama can do that.

Why We Vote!

To put an end to this piece of crap. Sadly enough, we are waiting for an election instead of an immediate impeachment:

(Stolen with deep gratitude from Sadly, No)

Why Are My Ears Bleeding

Oh, He speaks again...

Update: He Does Drone On...

Thank God: " God Bless America "

That means it's Fucking Over!!!

America will soon be free again.

Oh double fuck me! Tweety is offering his analysis.

Just let Olbermann do it the next time.

Update 2: He's signing fucking autographs. Like Brittany

A Retard Rock Star,

Ain't we glad he ran our country for the last 8 fucking years?

Chris "Tweety" Matthews offering awed, manly righteous respect for this piece of shit.

Yes, Tweety, Clinton's did it! Fuckhead..... 'And Reagan was teh Awesome", 25 years ago, while he was sleeping.

MSNBC: Kill 2 birds with one stone. Tucker Carlson and Tweety Matthews, "Together where ever they go....". Let 'em go down on one ship.

OK, I can hear my mother now going; "You can catch more flies with honey." That's just the kinda shit that got us into Iraq (Gloriously, Forever!).

Tweety was humbly speaking about how bad the Prez blew it, and then all of a sudden he got his mancrush up on McCain... His voice literally jumped an octave and quavered for a second.

This is the peoples who tells us no-nothings how to think (and vote). Fuckhead!

Final analysis: Again, Number One Retard, I ask: Where's the "Iraq? OOPS. my bad."

Fuck me even more, MSNBC brings on TIMMEH! Russert, Turd Supreme!

364 Days 21 Hours 4 Minutes

We will finally be rid of Junior.

From AmericaBlog:

One year from today, at noon, we get a new President. The Bush reign will end. He still has one full year to wreak destruction on the U.S. and the world. But there is a light at the end of the tunnel.

Just need to make sure that it's a Democrat taking the oath of office a year from today.

Amen to that!

Speaking of Recession

In the comments that is.

DUDES!!! WHERE'S MY 401K?

DOW JONES: 12,501.11

Preznit 24 % Is On My TeeVee Again Pardoning a Turkey

At least this time its a bird and not one of his criminal cronies.

On a related topic, Scotty McClellan has written a book, mentioning how bad he feels now that he found out his betters were lying to him about the whole Valerie Plame affair allowing him to hold his denial marathon pressers with a straight face.

I hope his guilt now gives him trouble sleeping at night.

THAT WOULD BE GOOD!

When 5 of your longtime bosses are lying to you and you cannot figure it out, you bear some responsibility as a lousy judge of character. Especially when the chronic liars are:

The most powerful leader in the world had called upon me to speak on his behalf and help restore credibility he lost amid the failure to find weapons of mass destruction in Iraq. So I stood at the White house briefing room podium in front of the glare of the klieg lights for the better part of two weeks and publicly exonerated two of the senior-most aides in the White House: Karl Rove and Scooter Libby.

There was one problem. It was not true.

I had unknowingly passed along false information. And five of the highest ranking officials in the administration were involved in my doing so: Rove, Libby, the vice President, the President's chief of staff, and the president himself. -from What Happened

What Happened, Indeed!!!

P.S. I wouldn't sweat penning you penitent tome.

Your old boss will never read it.

And neither will I.

Feckless Leadership In The GWOT

Andy Speaks:

It's truly rare that a president spends taxpayers' money to train the enemy to kill U.S. troops. But Bush has pulled it off. The troops interviewed are from Delta Company, one of the toughest and amazing professionals...

I have retreated from my daily read of Andrew Sullivan. He still clings to idiotic Clinton bashing and other variable irritants. But he has come about on his former blind faith in this administration. I am truly sorry I listened uncritically in his and my gullible earlier daze.

Please give him a read and follow his links.