Sunday, January 20, 2008

Is John McCain Really Too Old?

Well, "the little jerk" isn't the only one who thinks so.

Chuck For Huck

Chuck for Huck has delivered his own mean-spirited "age analysis" of McCain:

"If John takes over the presidency at 72 and he ages 3-to-1, how old will he be in four years? Eighty-four years old — and can he handle that kind of pressure in that job?" Norris said, as Huckabee looked on.

"That's why I didn't pick John to support, because I'm just afraid the vice president will wind up taking over his job within that four-year presidency," added the action star.

Mind you, Chuck Norris is 67 years old and has probably been kicked in the head too many times. But my guess is Chuckie the Kicking Clown wouldn't blink an eyelash at a 67-year-old VICE President. Oh, pleeeeeeeeeease . . . if he's even THINKING of going there!

McCain could make his 95-year-old mama his running mate and I'd still take him over the rest of the ReplubliNuts. Chuckie, ya never WERE a texas ranger and ya NEVER WILL BE! Now go kick yourself in the mouth . . .


Boston_Betty said...

I did get a kick out of the fact that Mitt Romney even made a TV attacking Norris because he's working for Huckabee. A pissed off Norris essentially threatened Romney, and I can't help but imagine even though they were separated by hundreds of miles at the time, Mitt probably shit in his magical underwear!

SnarkAngel said...

HA! HA! HA! I wonder if Mittens would have that same smarmy smile on his face (that NEVER disappears!) as the SHIT HIT THE SHORTS! While stupid-ass Chuckie thinks he's the new John Wayne. What a couple of dingleberries...

Listig said...

I'm just waiting for Mac to pull out Reagan's old line, "I refused to hold my opponent's you and inexperience against him."

As for Chuck... the only good thing I can say about his allying with Huck is they both rhyme with my favorite old English expletive... and "Huck & Chuck" pretty well describes what the thought of that candidacy induces in my gastro-intestinal system.

McCain may be older than the rest of the Repubs, but he's got more fresh ideas than the rest of them put together. You're only as old as you believe yourself to be and act... in which case Mac is about 35 and Mitt and Huck are about 8.