These guys are very funny. I like their Mother's Day skit, too! Hilarious!
I had some JWs call this weekend. I gave my usual response: "God sucks, I hate him." I'm sure they would LOVE to try to convert me after that.
When I was in college, some JWs rang my front bell one morning . . . early . . . on a Saturday . . . after I'd been out DRINKING A LOT the preceding Friday night. I was in no mood. I saw them get into the front door (someone else had buzzed them in) and knew I would be the first or second stop. So I ran to the kitchen and grabbed a butcher knife before opening the door politely. They spoke first, mentioning something about God the Father . . . and I immediately changed my facial expression to one of complete rage and insanity, wielded the butcher knife from behind my back and above my head, and screamed appropriately: "God is dead! And I killed him!" They ran from the building like they were about to win the Chicago marathon. Hee.
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