Wednesday, March 12, 2008

As Gross As a Pelican Eating a Pigeon . . .


. . . COMING THIS SPRING! ONLY ON BRAVO!

LIFESTYLES OF MANHATTAN'S HIGH PRICED CALL GIRLS!

Guess who the first segment will be about!

Poor EX-Gov. Spitzer . . . he was the "Buster" of prozi rings . . . now he's the "busted." Ego maniacal alpha male? Self-destructive dipshit? Only his call girl, MS. DUPRE, knows for sure!


Featuring commentary by Jane Fonda, who won her academy award for her portrayal of Bree Daniels, in "Klute," the story of a high-priced New York call girl!

Surprise guest appearance by Sen. Hillary Clinton, who explains the difference between White House trolls and pricey prostitutes . . . and then goes on a tirade regarding her loss of a super delegate.


Only on BRAVO! Watch what happens!





2 comments:

val said...

Poor baby, isn't life unfair to a lousy, cheating, two-faced hypocritical bastard.

Boston_Betty said...

What's especially galling is how the douchebag so ardently prosecuted others for the same offense but is now trying to cut himself a deal! What an unmitigated asshole!!!