As most of you know, I am currently between positions and therefore available for exciting new career opportunities. I am also on the public dole and thank each and every one of you for your contributions to unemployment. That said, I must wax poetic for a few and note my thoughts on events both current and timely.
The elections: Regardless of who (or if you are a repub. what) you vote for, you have got to admit that this election is the most exciting one we have seen in our memorable lives. The mere fact that the choice for the correct party is between a black man and a woman (c'mon, work with me) for president of the United States is amazing in and of itself. That the candidates were actually forced, by way of the shuffled primary schedule, to actually claw and scratch their way to the conventions was joyous. As much as you may hate the man, as Ralph Nader said, "if they want your vote, make them earn it."
The economy: Because W says we are not heading at breakneck speed, racing out of control and doomed to face a recession, we must not be. I, for one, am sleeping better at night knowing our president firmly believes this.
The weather: Can we pick one season and just go for it for awhile? This bipolar weather has wreacked havic on my sinuses and my general health.