Monday, December 10, 2007


Please bear with me today, folks, as I my thoughts seem to be assaulted today by thoughts about some of the bigotted nitwits our community frequently comes under attack by. One of our most breathtakingly stupid enemies was none other than Rick "Man-on-Dog" Santorum; you all remember him, right? He was the guy that once equated homosexuals to murderers and other criminal elements, as well as compared gay sex to beastiality. (He was also the Senator who has something like a dozen kids and upon the still-born death of one of those children, purportedly took the dead fetus home so his children could 'get to know their little brother!' Yes, this is the kind of shit that most of us know would cause a child to wake up screaming in the middle of the night and probably cause him/her some sort of long term mental damage) By the looks of his kids on the night he was defeated, I think the damage has indeed been done, as you can tell by the picture I've included!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SpaBIncz0io

Anyway, someone recently said to me, "don't you miss not having that 'frothy mixture' to kick around anymore?" Well, no...not really...in fact, Ricky's 2006 concession speech is one of my Youtube favorites and I never fail to find amusement when the whackjob in the audience sreams Oh no!.." as little Ricky concedes!

No, my friends, we are well rid of Rick Santorum and it was certainly a major boost for all of us and the forces of good in general when the GOP's number 3 and the far flung Christian right's poster boy got booted out of the Senate. It was a wake-up to the GOP and the fundies that 'blame the queers' was getting old and no longer a viable campaign strategy...a fact even Colorado psycho-bitch Marilyn Musgrave has taken notice of. Yes, Rick Santorum's polticial career seems all but finished, at least as far as Pennsylvanians are concerned, but take heart, because little Ricky occasionally makes the Fox News commentator rounds and manages to choke out something profoundly stupid In closing, however, I'd like to share one of my favorite comedian's take on Ricky Santorum, Bush, the GOP and the 'blame the gays crowd. Please sit back and enjoy the incomparable Lewis Black!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o-id4GKsaQk

7 comments:

SnarkAngel said...

Ohhhhhhhhhhhh . . . noooooooooooo . . . that is NOT Rick's daughter . . . that's the little piggy who went to market! And stuffed her face so full of homophobic rhetoric she actually BELIEVED the PIG SHIT she was pooping out her gaping asshole were them there pretty, fragrant flowers! And ya gotta love Mr. Black. His name will get the "black" vote; his schtick will get the gay vote; and his appearance will get the retard Republican vote. This man is sharp . . . he's got the bases covered. . .

yusufyusuf said...

Nice blog...

Boston_Betty said...

A little old to be carrying a doll, too, don't ya think...and then it's all the creepier because she and the doll are wearing the same outfit!!! Now THAT'S the kind of shit that leads to beastiality!!!

What's most irritating, however, is just looking at the whole brood...sons and daughters of privilege, their father having voted against nearly every measure that would have helped middle and poorer class families. While then proposing holding down new spending on child care for mothers trying to leave welfare, Santorum said "Making people struggle a little bit is not necessarily the worst thing." That's rich coming from a guy who slapped PA taxpayers with the bill for educating his kids through exclusive, Internet based schools, while reataining residence in an opulent mansion in Virginia!

This asshole thought he was part of a new ruling class elite and once said the following: "The idea is that the state doesn't have rights to limit individuals' wants and passions. I disagree with that. I think we absolutely have rights because there are consequences to letting people live out whatever wants or passions they desire. "

He can bring home a dead fetus to be mauled by his children, but then has the audacity to tell others he has the right to restrict what they do in their bedrooms!

Sweet Jesus, I hate Rick Santorum!

val said...

You do have some - er - unusual politicians over there. Colourful though not necessarily in a good way.

Ours are so DULL.

As for comparing homosexuals to murderers - there are some gay guys around who just slay me. Straight women really lose out!

SnarkAngel said...

No Jesus necessary. I just hate the filthy bastard.

SnarkAngel said...

Hi Val! I see you and I are posting at the same time. XOXO

P.S. You slay me, too, Babe!

Boston_Betty said...

I bet Val's hot!!! More importantly, though, I could definitely see her slamming a few pints at the Avil, home of the fabulous Granville Girls!