Monday, December 10, 2007

Bad NEWZ for Mr. Vick - Good News for Animal Rights

Good newz indeed - the jerkoff who funded "Bad Newz Kennels," an illegal dog-fighting operation, is off to prison. And not a minute too soon. And surprisingly, with an appropriate sentence of 23 months (Michael Vick could get 3 months off, maximum, for good behavior). Vick, a multi-million-dollar-a-year football star, was ultimately responsible for the death of dogs by electrocution, drowning, and hanging. He won't be playing pro ball any time soon, if ever. And he lost millions of dollars in endorsement deals, to boot. Personally, I think Vick should have his penis cut off and fed to a hungry pack of wild dogs. But 23 months is a good start, because it sends a message to all the other ignorant, animal-abusing assholes who moan and groan that people think more of animals than they do of humans. Well, guess what. When you pull shit like the morons involved in illegal dog fighting, you ARE an animal . . . of the worst variety. And you are certainly NOT someone I would categorize as "human." Sub-human, perhaps.

The good news is that animal rights activists have plenty to celebrate for a job well done in 2007:

4 comments:

val said...

Why not just coat his penis in something dogs find tasty and let them BITE it off?

SnarkAngel said...

I do LOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE the way you think, my dear!

Boston_Betty said...

What stupid asshole! The guy had EVERYTHING, but apparently it wasn't enough. Big mansions, millions of dollars, fame, all the ginch thrown at him (if you're in to that sort of thing, of course) but it wasn't enough! He had to watch dogs tear eachother apart and suffer for his sick amusement! Now he's going to meet someone a lot tougher who's gonna make him play doggy and 'lap the bone!' Couldn't have happened to a nicer doushbag, in my humble opinion!

SnarkAngel said...

Yep, Betty! Vick The Prick is gonna be Bitch Dick. C'est la Vie!