Tuesday, February 12, 2008

My theory on why Rev. Gov. Huckabee is still running / The Arkansas Governor <> Machiavelli connection | McCain & Sun Tzu

If you don't know who Machiavelli is...
  1. Oh come on! Stop pulling my leg...
    1. Ow, it hurts, I mean it!
      1. It doesn't need to be any longer!
        1. Or at least pull them both... I HATE asymmetry!
  2. Click here for the Wiki article.



Now, I created that slideshow to make the point that just as President Clinton was and is often mis characterized & underestimated as nothing a bumbling lovable charmer, so too Rev. Gov. Huckabee. Both are masters following after The Master, Machiavelli.

Both former Arkansas Governors are nothing if not intelligent & articulate with "black belts" in the martial art of politics.

Rev. Gov. Huckabee is still in the race for the following reasons:
  1. To become leader of the "conservative movement"- a role which is not naturally his, since his record and policies are as inconsistent as Gov. Romney's and unorthodox as Sen. McCain's.
  2. To define that movement in exclusively social terms... which is to say- to coopt the entire mantle of conservativism for the Radical Religious Right.
  3. To make sure that McCain has to pull "right" (as he defines "right")

He may succeed in #1... on #s 2&3... its less certain. Should McCain win the Presidency, then #2 is unlikely to happen, but he'll still stand a good chance of coalescing the "dissenting conservatives" around him.

On #2- I hope McCain doesn't fall for that "rope-a-dope" ploy. Military man that he is, he is doubtless familiar with Sun Tzu's seminal Art of War- it is required reading in military academies through out the world, and well so! I hope he heeds it, especially these points:

Thus the highest form of generalship is to balk the enemy's plans, the next best is to prevent the junction of the enemy's forces, the next in order is to attack the enemy's army in the field, and the worst policy of all is to besiege walled cities.
-Sun Tzu, the Art of War

If your enemy is secure at all points, be prepared for him. If he is in superior strength, evade him. If your opponent is temperamental, seek to irritate him. Pretend to be weak, that he may grow arrogant. If he is taking his ease, give him no rest. If his forces are united, separate them. If sovereign and subject are in accord, put division between them. Attack him where he is unprepared, appear where you are not expected.

He will win who knows when to fight and when not to fight. He will win who knows how to handle both superior and inferior forces. He will win whose army is animated by the same spirit throughout all its ranks. He will win who, prepared himself, waits to take the enemy unprepared. He will win who has military capacity and is not interfered with by the sovereign.

In all fighting, the direct method may be used for joining battle, but indirect methods will be needed in order to secure victory. In battle, there are not more than two methods of attack - the direct and the indirect; yet these two in combination give rise to an endless series of maneuvers. The direct and the indirect lead on to each other in turn. It is like moving in a circle - you never come to an end. Who can exhaust the possibilities of their combination?

And finally and most crucially...


The clever combatant imposes his will on the enemy, but does not allow the enemy's will to be imposed on him.


Quotations found at http://www.military-quotes.com/Sun-Tzu.htm, emphasis mine

8 comments:

SnarkAngel said...

And after reading Sun Tzu's "Art of War," be sure to watch John Waters' "Pink Flamingos," featuring the ultimate war . . . between the filthiest people alive and Connie and Raymond Marble, who WANT the title "the filthiest people alive" for their wicked selves!

Listig said...

Not familiar with the Waters' film... its been ages since I've watched a movie which didn't feature Rowan Atkinson or one of the former Pythons Monty (or both, as in the case of Rat Race)

SnarkAngel said...

Pink Flamingos is the ultimate "shock" film. Probably John Waters' most notorious work. 'Tis a collection of some of the most disgusting, offensive moments in film. Which, of course, is why it's one of my personal faves . . . hee. But there are also some interesting thematics going on. Waters is an intelligent director. And Divine truly was the filthiest actress alive . . . LOL

Listig said...

Sounds interesting... you got any on DVD I can check out? I went to see the first NC17 movie, the masterful The Cook the thief his wife and her lover when it was in the THEATER, and my favorite catharsis movies are A Clockwork Orange, Brazil, The Final Programme, and sometimes The WALL.... all HARD CORE mind trips! They're the only movies we have which Tess won't stand for.

(The only things she has I can't take much of are her Scooby movies/DVDs... until South Park came along, I never really loved ANY cartoon... but generally she's pretty "male" in her tastes in entertainment- her catharsis movies are 8 heads in a duffel bag, analyze this, & anything with Chris Rock)

SnarkAngel said...

You can definitely borrow the DVDs. I have all the Waters stuff on either DVD or VHS. Pink Flamingos and Desperate Living are probably his most offensive mind trips. Other stuff, like the original "Hairspray," or "Polyester," are somewhat more mainstream, but just as campy and funny. Next time we meet up, I'll bring a couple with so you can watch at home (when Tess is asleep? LOL). And Chris Rock? Eeewwwwwww! LOL

Listig said...

***sweet*** DVD is best, I can play that on the computer with headphones too.

I'll try to make it tomorrow night, at least a cameo with the real stars of the show- the dogs- but why doncha try to stop in to meet my better curvier half sometime this weekend? I'll be at class Sunday, but either way, I know she'd like to meet you as much as vice versa.

SnarkAngel said...

This weekend I am WORKING AGAIN! Much to do at home (just getting caught up with life) also. Next weekend might be better. Fingers crossed!

Listig said...

Understood... we'll get it worked out. Maybe a pop-by after you get off work might work for you to meet my more callipygeous half. I don't have night classes anymore, and she's SOMETIMES not totally asleep by 7.

Just drop me an email from work if you think you'd like to, and I'll give you a buzz on your cell if it'd work out.

We're pretty snowed under ourselves... I need to get Tess busy on her rug, and maybe Barb to adopt the craft too.

I think I've rescued enough jeans now to make a rug which would stretch from here to the "L"!