Saturday, January 27, 2007

What's The Matter With Mickey?

Mouse that is!

First they produce the steaming pile of horseshit, "Path to 9/11" Then they go and hire the the execrable Glenn "Fa@@ot-is-only-a-naughty-name" Beck on ABC's Good Morning America, of all things. And now they are releasing the worst of the excised slanders from "Path" to Fox Its-News-If-We-Say-Its News.
Let's sing together, shall we.

M-I-C

See what's happening?

K-E-Y

Why, we don't know either.

M-O-U-S-E

Which rhymes with louse.

Are the rumours true and they've gone and thawed out ol' Walt and put him in charge again without screening his brain for freezer burn?

But then again, they did give us Fed's ex, Mouseketeer Brittany.

"Meeska, Mooska, Mouseketeer, Mouse Cartoon time now is here." and running the asylum.

And CNN should perform a little elective surgery on themselves. Calling Dr. Gupta. Sanjay, Help us all!

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