Wednesday, December 24, 2008

Get Packin', Rod Blagojevich!


by John McHugh
(to the tune of "God Rest Ye Merry, Gentlemen")

Get packin', Rob Blagojevich
The state's in disarray
The Tribune wants you unemployed
At least by Christmas Day.
The TV pundits want your head
Could there by pay to play?
Oh, tidings, of comfort and joy
Save Illinois!
Oh, tidings, of comfort and joy

Good riddance Rod Blagojevich
Your Elvis look's inane,
The Senate's mad, so's Lisa's dad
You drive us all insane.
Our transit's broke, the state's a joke,
The Tollway's one big pain.
Oh, tidings, of comfort and joy
Save Illinois!
Oh, tidings, of comfort and joy

Good luck old Rod Blagojevich
The feds have quite a place
Fitzgerald's poked his nose around
And if he has a case,
George Ryan's moving stuff around
Creating extra space.
Oh, tidings, of comfort and joy
Save Illinois!
Oh, tidings, of comfort and joy

3 comments:

Just Catie said...

I will admit to making the mistake of voting for him the first time (WHO KNEW??) but voted Independant or Green Party the second time. Hell, at least George Ryan put a moritorium on the death penalty while he was fleecing the public.

Gunga Dean said...

Show him the way to go home.
We're tired & we wanna go to bed.
He won a stupid election 'bout a year ago...
And it's gone right to his head.

val said...

I can't believe he's STILL there!