Thursday, May 24, 2007

Corporatus Ad Nauseous

a/k/a When Sharks Attack . . . no, it's not another TV reality show, although it is certainly EVERY bit as important as any of the BIGGIE awards shows . . . the Grammys, the Emmys, the Oscars . . . even THE PEOPLE'S CHOICE awards! The biggest! The best! The brightest! THE STARS!!! But these stars are more famous for their logos, than their faces. But now, you too can cast your vote for something more imporant than this season's "American Idol."

Yes, folks! It's time to cast your ballots for the most abusive, manipulative, and harmful corporations in the world!!!! It's The Corporate Hall of Shame! But be forewarned, voting will be no easy task. With so many corrupt, vile, unethical slimeballs to choose from, you may find yourself a little overwhelmed. Not to worry, plentiful background information is available in summary or detailed form. And remember, you're choosing not just one, but THREE new inductees!!! Winners to be announced next month! So hurry!!!

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