Tuesday, February 19, 2008

Barack Obama IS Mighty Mouth

Barack Obama IS "Mighty Mouth!"






45 minutes for winning Wisconsin?
Heaven help us when he does something which matters... not that there seems to be much danger of that.
(There's no time left to do anything when you're writing and giving marathon orations like that! Sheesh, I spent 20 hours a week putting together 20 minute sermons!)




If the slideshow doesn't load... here's the stills. Slideroll does NOT seem reliable!


They're the ones I used to make the slideshow... I went to show it to Tess, and NADA, nichts! GRRRRR! One of these days I'll do a slideshow offline and upload it to Jibjab, but not today, I have a speech in Spanish to memorize for tomorrow!

Oh, and were I to start in on anything more substantial regarding the current race, I'd flunk both my classes. I was just trying to have a bit of fun and vent a bit of frustration at having sat through that 45 minute marathon of inanity.

At least they didn't delete it, I was just able to view it here, but I'm not gonna rely on them again.

Jane F. coulda used this site- a comprehensive list of sexual ephanisms

I came across this while commenting to a previous post, but I thought it was a site this blog's audience would appreciate. There are hundreds and hundreds of euphanisms for every body part and activity. Apparently there is also adult humor there, but I've not delved deeply into the site yet.

http://www.starma.com/penis/

A Little Prezzie for My Neighbor, Rug Goth!



Can this man BE any louder?

A musical tribute to Castro and Musharref: »»»Zip a dee doo da«««

I found two versions fitting to commemorate Castro's resignation & Musharraf's having actually allowed his party to lose!

Now if we can only get Billy Mays to stop shouting... all will be right with the world!

Disney




Bubble gum country


Monday, February 18, 2008

Sunday, February 17, 2008

George Carlin on Voting!



Sadly, I fear he's right....

God bless Charles Barkley!

Mr. Barkley lays the smack down on the so called Christian right!

Somebody's gotta say it: Happy Birthday Kosovo!

Dateline... today...
Location: Another part of the world about which Americans know nothing
Source: From the French News Service AFP's story:

PRISTINA (AFP) — Kosovo on Sunday declared independence from an angry and anxious Serbia on Sunday, completing the conflict-strewn breakup of the former Yugoslavia.

Tens of thousands of flag waving people in central Pristina erupted in cheers as the Kosovo parliament formally voted to break from Serbia, which has vowed to never recognise the move.

"We are now an independent, free, sovereign and democratic country," announced Kosovo parliament speaker Jakup Krasniqi.

But the jubilation gave way to violence as an explosion rocked the flashpoint northern town of Mitrovica -- which is divided between ethnic Albanians and Serbs -- echoing the deadly past of the volatile Balkans.

The blast occurred near a UN court and where a future mission of the European Union will be located, a police source told AFP.

...

Independence brings down the curtain on the long and brutal break-up of Yugoslavia in the 1990s that followed the demise of communism in Europe and witnessed the continent's worst atrocities since World War II.

About 10,000 people died in the 1998-1999 war as Serb forces tried to put down ethnic Albanian separatists. A NATO air war against late Serbian strongman Slobodan Milosevic halted the conflict and Kosovo has since been under UN administration.

"We've been waiting for this day for such a long time," said Sherife Bajrami, a Pristina doctor. "We'll celebrate with dignity, with respect for minorities, for all to live happily in the land of Kosovo."

The declaration started a 120-day transition period and the deployment of a 2,000-strong European Union police and judicial team to help the transition.

Kosovo President Fatmir Sejdiu called on "all the countries of the world" to recognise Kosovo's independence.

The European Union is split over independence. Britain, France, Germany and Italy are expected to officially give recognition on Monday.

Greece, Cyprus, Romania, Slovakia, Spain and Bulgaria have all opposed independence.

The breakaway Georgian regions of South Ossetia and Abkhazia plan to ask Russia and the UN to recognise their independence following Kosovo's move, Russia's Interfax news agency quoted leaders in the two regions as saying.

Kosovo's constitution is expected to be based on a blueprint for "supervised independence" proposed by UN special envoy Martti Ahtisaari.

Russia blocked the Ahtisaari plan at the United Nations and Kosovo's independence was declared without UN Security Council approval. The council was to meet again Sunday at Russia's demand, diplomats said.

The United States reaffirmed its strong backing for an independent Kosovo however.

"On Kosovo, our position is that its status must be resolved in order for the Balkans to be stable," US President George W. Bush said.




Do we care, should we care?
Well...
  • Kosovo is in the Balkans, the part of the world where WWI started.
  • The mess there was caused by a centuries old clash of empires, ethnic and religious cleansing, etc. between the Ottoman Turkish empire and others.
  • Kosovo is on the north-western edge of the former Ottoman Empire and was part of a state cobbled together after WWI by the victorious allies from several disparate peoples.
  • The south-east corner of the Ottoman empire is modern day Iraq, another nation "invented" by the West after WWI...

So... yes... maybe we should, but I doubt much anyone will.





Should I be wrong, the Wiki article is a good place to start, and its been updated today to reflect these events.

For Catie: Lewis Black and Soy 'Milk.'

For Val: This is 'Candy Corn.'


...and as Lewis Black said, it is actually neither candy, nor corn.

Sunday Sondheim - Beautiful

One of my favorites from "Sunday In The Park With George". How memories decieve us:

Saturday, February 16, 2008

Lewis Black: 'Candy Corn!'

Bill Maher - New Rules

One Catholic President
One Bachelor President
And One Retarded President


Now that Mitt Romney is out of the race, his sons need to enlist and go to Iraq...
...said that his sons were supporting our nation by helping him get elected. Well, their calandars are free, now...

Van Damme gets a Damn Boner!



Imagine that? ...so much for the gay rumors.

Or maybe.....?

The Most Repressed Queens in the World!

WTF?


My sentiments exactly!

Friday, February 15, 2008

From "Yosi & Jagger": Openly gay Israeli singer, Ivri Lider

"Bo" ('Come' or "Let's")


Oh GROW UP America- words may offend, confuse , confound.... but they're not lethal! - And the 80s classic "Proper word" song

I was going to sleep after taking my "nitey night" meds after a long and brutal week (especially Spanish class) which is why I didn't make the Anvil tonight- when I caught the talking heads issuing forth tremendous amounts of oral flatus reading Jane Fonda's use of the "C" word which rhymes with "bunt" yesterday.


Though you gotta love Letterman... another born and bred Hoosier who has escaped




I'm struck by the contrast... when we have real problems... when we've had several mass murders in the last few weeks, an economy showing signs of a recession, a dictator in Venezuela doing his best to win the "Crazy ass dictator of the decade award," and so forth... we get upset over THIS?!

Indulge me a moment, as I show why my high school nickname was "Dictionary Breath" (though in this case, maybe it should be "Etymology breath")

While we tend to conflate together "profanity" and "vulgarity" and use the former as the general purpose word, there is actually a significant and very important difference.
  • Profanity is properly and accurately only used of taking the name of God (any God) in vain, invoking it in an oath or swear, etc.
  • Vulgarity, on the other hand, is simply coarse or common language, most commonly referring to bodily functions involving elimination or copulation.

In English, we have the unique situation of having an entire group of words which are considered "dirty" or vulgar and another group of words which mean the exact same thing which are considered polite. This is a linguistic artifact of the Norman Conquest of England. Before then, they spoke Old English which grew out of Anglo-Saxon, a Germanic language. When the Normans assumed rule, they brought Norman French as the courtly language, which resulted in this two levels of language we still have today as the French blended with the Old English to create Middle English.

So its dirty and vulgar to sh-t or say the word, but its clean and proper to defecate or speak of defecation ... even though both refer to the same activity and substance. Either way, ya gotta wipe and spray some air freshener, especially after buffalo wings or a Chicago hotdog!

I could go on and on and cite many other examples- most of the forbidden monosyllables are of Germanic origin, and they all have French equivalents in English which are considered proper. Yes, the "c- word" is of Germanic origin. Should you care, the details can be read here.

But my point isn't to demonstrate my command of linguistic arcana, its just to point out how juvenile and asinine it is that we get so worked up over words relating to bodily parts and functions... they're just WORDS people, no harm is done by their utterance. If you don't like them, don't use them (fill in the double entendre of your choice here, *grin*) but it just speaks so well to my point that we're a nation stuck in adolescence that this is even a news story!

Now, a bit of fun on the subject. This song was done in the 80s in all seriousness as an educational tool. Below the video is the description from the youtube poster, so if your panties are too tight or twisted, or you haven't had a good sh!t in a while, you probably don't want to watch the video, much less read the lyrics. So if you are p!ssed off by such things... don't watch or read... but do DO your colon a favor, and get a bit more fiber in your diet!

(And yes, I knew of this song long before the Fonda flap... I was a huge fan of Dr. Demento in the 80s!)





From http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2DzS_hCg6bQ

This is a version of the "Proper Words Song" aka "Down In Front" performed by Chris Wallace in the cult '80's Video "Strong Kids, Safe Kids" with added fun of having the lyrics scroll along the bottom in case you want to sing along!
Here the lyrics outside the video in case you wanted them:

Penis. Is what boys have down in front.
Penis. Is the word though it seems blunt.
All boys have a penis, so no matter what you've heard,
remember that penis, is the proper word.

Vulva. Is what girls have down below.
Vulva, when shes naked it will show.
All girls have a vulva, so no matter what you've heard,
remember that vulva, is the proper word.

Both boys and girls have breasts,
each person recognizes.
They're found upon our chests,
and grow to different sizes.

Our anus, is a useful thing indeed.
The anus, gives relief in time of need.
We all have an anus, so no matter what you've heard,
remember that anus, is the proper word.

So don't be appalled,
'cause that's what they're called,
and each of them's a proper word!




Lionel Ritchie

On helium:

As long as SHE's around, we'll always need the "C" word to describe her!


A Belated HAPPY VALENTINES DAY!

Since yesterday seemed to be more about blood than roses, I'm posting a belated "Happy Valentines Day" bit of crazy humor . . . LOCI style . . . something that should make Val laugh and horrify her at the same time . . . LOL