Todays Required Bathroom Reading

Hilarious Loo Experience Down San Antonio Way.

Click below for Daily Kos Diary from kharma via Digby:

"My Uncomfortable Experience in a Public Mens Room"

And Since It's Friday...

Anybody resign from President Bush's Dream Team this week?

Arrivederci! Abu Gonzo. Be seein' you in 'court' for Contempt of Congress, little man.




Auf Weidersehen! Ol' Smelly Turdblossum. Weidersehen? NICHTS!!! Mögen wir dich nie überhaupt wieder sehen!


Au Revoir! Tony Snowjob. I think you were the nicest of the lot, but your job did not change much from your previous employment, did it. No wonder the paycut hurt.



I hear the kegger party's in Crawford.

MSNBC...

Does have some of the best hair, teeth, and jawlines on cable news with David and Keith.

And Shuster & Olbermann are both F'n Brilliant!

I Confess

I watch "Tucker" all the time.

But only if David Shuster is guest hosting.

I'll Say It Again, Tucker Carlson Is A Dick

When hit on in a men's room ...goes out and get his friend and returns to bash the guy's head into a stall....

Says he has a lot of gay friends. Still?

Larry Craig; I wanna be your nasty bathroom boy

I found the MTP set to music witk "Reverand" Ted, and Rush doin' the "Oxycontin"

Senator Larry Craig (R-ID) Is Not Gay

To be gay means to be self-accepting.

He has just only achieved the level of clinical 'homosexual' lost in the deep closet of his own making.

Pathetic, yet deserving of all the scorn heaped upon him by those compassionate conservative Republican "friends" of his.

Then there is this Craigian quote on Meet the Press in 1999 during those troubled yet oh so innocent times of yore:

SEN. CRAIG: It’s a, “Bad boy, Bill Clinton. You’re a naughty boy.” The American people already know that Bill Clinton is a bad boy, a naughty boy. I’m going to speak out for the citizens of my state, who in the majority think that Bill Clinton is probably even a nasty, bad, naughty boy.

If Larry Craig were Gay

"Thank you very much for 'coming out' today" meets Avenue Q. No toe tapping in the loo to this one...

Been Away Awhile.

Haven't posted in a couple of weeks due to being knee deep in project and also under the weather.

Anything happen while I was away?

MICHAEL VICK . . . a HISTORY of STUPIDITY . . . REALLY!!!

He's always been a dumbass . . .



Rich, talented, good-looking . . . just not the sharpest knife in the drawer, hey Mikey? And . . . oh yeah . . . he's a sadistic, dog-abusing bastard, too. Vick, you prick, I hope you enjoy your new "cage." And I hear the "cuisine" at The Big House is worse than dog meat . . . more like dog shit. Bon appetit!!!

ANIMAL RESCUE

Hi, all you animal lovers! This is pretty simple . . . The Animal Rescue Site is having trouble getting enough people to click on it daily to meet their quota of getting free food donated every day to abused and neglected animals. It takes less than a minute (how about 20 seconds) [actually, it takes about 5 seconds, I tried it] to go to their site and click on the box "fund food for animals" for free. This doesn't cost you anything. Their corporate sponsors/advertisers use the number of daily visits to donate food to abandoned/neglected animals in exchange for advertising. Here's the web site! Click the link below, then click on the purple box. And spread the word.

http://www.theanimalrescuesite.com/

Nicholle Wallace in the White House?

This explains a lot:

The candidate who seems to be adopting (Karl Rove's) his style and methods the most so far? Hillary Rodham Clinton.

At least that's what Nicolle Wallace thinks. The former Bush White House communications director, who worked closely with Rove, said that Clinton "has almost operationalized the whole idea of turning your weakness into strength, message discipline that is almost pathological -- she does not get off message for any reason -- and never skipping an opportunity to exploit her opponent's weaknesses.

She pops up everywhere, doesn't she. Where Nicole goes, really bad things tend to happen.

LET ME BORROW THAT TOP!

Because I was bored, and needed to laugh . . . this is just complete silliness. And I'll bet you can all figure out which "top" from this video I'd like to "wear."

-Tuesday Smooches-

Shhhhshhhh Now, Buh Bye!!

To the number one Mayberry Machiavelli.

Karl, puhlease, PUHHLEEEEZE pause long enough for the door TO HIT YOU SOUNDLY IN THE ASS!

As Judy Once Said...

"We got one more..."

Boris went all creative on me with the perfect colour compatible backdrop.

Final Orchid in Full Glory

Phalaenopsis Yukimai Dream

Got two more "In Spike" which means in bud. One of which is its second bloom since I bought it. That means I'm doing something right.

Of nine orchids I've owned I've only killed two. That's something, I think...

More Orchid

Contitutional Traitors

Heres the list of Democratic senators that voted for ditching the constitution from MeteorBlades:

No Republicans voted against the bill. The following Democrats voted for it:

Evan Bayh (Indiana); Tom Carper (Delaware); Bob Casey (Pennsylvania); Kent Conrad (North Dakota); Dianne Feinstein (California); Daniel Inouye (Hawai‘i); Amy Klobuchar (Minnesota); Nancy Mary Landrieu (Louisiana); Blanche Lincoln (Arkansas); Claire McCaskill (Missouri); Barbara Mikulski (Maryland); Bill Nelson (Florida); Ben Nelson (Nebraska); Mark Pryor (Arkansas); Ken Salazar (Colorado); Jim Webb (Virginia).

Here's a link to the House vote. Amazingly, 2 Republicans voted against.

Again from MeteorBlades, Democrat Reps who kissed Bush's ass:

These are the Dems who ... failed us. Who failed our country.

Jason Altmire (4th Pennsylvania)

John Barrow (12th Georgia) Blue Dog

Melissa Bean (8th Illinois) Blue Dog

Dan Boren (2nd Oklahoma) Blue Dog

Leonard Boswell (3rd Iowa)

Allen Boyd (2nd Florida) Blue Dog

Christopher Carney (10th Pennsylvania) Blue Dog

Ben Chandler (6th Kentucky) Blue Dog

Rep. Jim Cooper (5th Tennessee) Blue Dog

Jim Costa (20th California) Blue Dog

Bud Cramer (5th Alabama) Blue Dog

Henry Cuellar (28th Texas)

Artur Davis (7th Alabama)

Lincoln Davis (4th Tennessee) Blue Dog

Joe Donnelly (2nd Indiana) Blue Dog

Chet Edwards (17th Texas)

Brad Ellsworth (8th Indiana) Blue Dog

Bob Etheridge (North Carolina)

Bart Gordon (6th Tennessee) Blue Dog

Stephanie Herseth Sandlin (South Dakota) Blue Dog

Brian Higgins (27th New York)

Baron Hill (9th Indiana) Blue Dog

Nick Lampson (23rd Texas) Blue Dog

Daniel Lipinski (3rd Illinois)

Jim Marshall (8th Georgia) Blue Dog

Jim Matheson (2nd Utah) Blue Dog

Mike McIntyre (7th North Carolina) Blue Dog

Charlie Melancon (3rd Louisiana) Blue Dog

Harry Mitchell (5th Arizona)

Colin Peterson (7th Minnesota) Blue Dog

Earl Pomeroy (North Dakota) Blue Dog

Ciro Rodriguez (23rd Texas) Blue Dog

Mike Ross (4th Arkansas) Blue Dog

John Salazar (3rd Colorado) Blue Dog

Heath Shuler (11th North Carolina) Blue Dog

Vic Snyder (2nd Arkansas)

Zachary Space (18th Ohio) Blue Dog

John Tanner (8th Tennessee) Blue Dog

Gene Taylor (4th Mississippi) Blue Dog

Timothy Walz (1st Minnesota)

Charles A. Wilson (6th Ohio) Blue Dog

Enablers All!

From Balkinization:

The key provision of S.1927 is new section 105A of FISA (see page 2), which categorically excludes from FISA's requirements any and all "surveillance directed at a person reasonably believed to be located outside of the United States.

"For surveillance to come within this exemption, there is no requirement that it be conducted outside the U.S.; no requirement that the person at whom it is "directed" be an agent of a foreign power or in any way connected to terrorism or other wrongdoing; and no requirement that the surveillance does not also encompass communications of U.S. persons. Indeed, if read literally, it would exclude from FISA any surveillance that is in some sense "directed" both at persons overseas and at persons in the U.S.

"BOO!!!"

sez the President.

"CRASH!!!" goes the constitution.

Does anyone remember this:

"The right of the people to be secure in their persons, houses, papers, and effects, against unreasonable searches and seizures, shall not be violated, and no Warrants shall issue, but upon probable cause, supported by Oath or affirmation, and particularly describing the place to be searched, and the persons or things to be seized."

Can you hear me now?

George can.

And we all know we can trust him and Gonzo and his politicized Justice goons to use discretion and limit his extra-constitutional FISA activities to terrorism investigations.

and "they hate us for our freedoms".

What's left of them anyway.

I See Signs

Orchid Here!!

Orchid Coming, Coming, Coming...