Monday, September 29, 2008
I Need a Cocktail
A couple of roommates, a beer heiress wife with multiple homes, jewels and expensive gowns, and stock in all the liquor companies 'cos they're the only ones who are going to make any money. I gotta pawn that bling
Boehner's Boner
That Bonehead Rep John Boehner (R-Fantasyland) sez it's Pelosi's fault 'cos she gave a partisan speech, driving off Republican votes.
Which means, Republicans voted against the best interest of their country because their feelings were hurt. Pathetic.
Barney Frank nails 'em:
Barney Frank's Frankness: "Give me the 12 (R) names and I will go talk uncharacteristically nicely to them, and tell them what wonderful people they are, and maybe now they will think about the country."
Which means, Republicans voted against the best interest of their country because their feelings were hurt. Pathetic.
Barney Frank nails 'em:
Barney Frank's Frankness: "Give me the 12 (R) names and I will go talk uncharacteristically nicely to them, and tell them what wonderful people they are, and maybe now they will think about the country."
Sarah Palin - Pole Turtle
Was at Charlie's where a cowboy told me there was an expression that fits Sarah Palin.
She's a pole turtle.
When you see a turtle on top of a tall pole, you think:
Well, you know it didn't get up there by itself.
You also know it doesn't know what to do now that it's up there.
And you have to wonder what asshole put it up there in the first place.
She's a pole turtle.
When you see a turtle on top of a tall pole, you think:
Well, you know it didn't get up there by itself.
You also know it doesn't know what to do now that it's up there.
And you have to wonder what asshole put it up there in the first place.
We Are So Screwed!
And the CryBaby Republicans did it, again.
As Atrios sez: Lucy just yanked the football, again.
Thanks for all the help, Wise Ol', Experienced Man of Washington, Li'l Johnny McCain. "High-o, Silver!" You rode in on your white house to save the day. Key in William Tell Overture.
"High-O Silver, Awaaaaaaayyy!!!!!"
Sure liked how your influence cleared the way. How can you reach across party lines when you can't even influence your own assholes.
And, uh, Johnnie, How's your 401K, doin'? Oh that's right... You don't have one. Well at least your wife has some houses she can sell, if you can find them.
As Atrios sez: Lucy just yanked the football, again.
Thanks for all the help, Wise Ol', Experienced Man of Washington, Li'l Johnny McCain. "High-o, Silver!" You rode in on your white house to save the day. Key in William Tell Overture.
"High-O Silver, Awaaaaaaayyy!!!!!"
Sure liked how your influence cleared the way. How can you reach across party lines when you can't even influence your own assholes.
And, uh, Johnnie, How's your 401K, doin'? Oh that's right... You don't have one. Well at least your wife has some houses she can sell, if you can find them.
Sunday, September 28, 2008
Sarah Palin - Catherine Tate - I Can Do That
Over at Andrew Sullivan's The Daily Dish, he been running a sereies of Catherine Tate videos as Sarah Palin "I can do that".
They are especially funny if you think of Sarah. This "Translater" turn had me ROFLMAO!
They are especially funny if you think of Sarah. This "Translater" turn had me ROFLMAO!
Saturday, September 27, 2008
The Debate
I think it was a tie. But I am heartened that a lot of polls show undecided's went overwhelmingly Obama.
My own biased POV...
McCain looked cranky, and would not make eye contact with Obama. There something there that Obama needs to exploit. I think it's simmering rage that McSame is barely able to contain. Make him pop and the election is yours.
McCain sounded condescending, like "Why am I debating this uppity young upstart whippersnapper?"
Obama, find the trigger phrase that'll make him pop. Cut him to the quick, if his lips are moving, he is lying. Don't readily agree with him, McCain is an erratic, unstable, moron, reciting soundbites for his next commercial.
Hit him hard: McCain = Bush, McCain(heart's)Bush
When he sez that many congressman are in jail, remind America that they are overwhelmingly Republican. And that McCain was deeply entangled himself in a financial meltdown scandal. (Can you say "Keating Five"?)
And remind America over and over that it was all these "experienced, understanding" deregulating, wise old Republican men of Washington that got us bogged down in Iraq AND this financial mess. It plays right off his condescending and pompous attitude. This is a Republican recession/depression. (Once again, they do know how to throw a GRAND OLD PARTY!). Make them own it!
My own biased POV...
McCain looked cranky, and would not make eye contact with Obama. There something there that Obama needs to exploit. I think it's simmering rage that McSame is barely able to contain. Make him pop and the election is yours.
McCain sounded condescending, like "Why am I debating this uppity young upstart whippersnapper?"
Obama, find the trigger phrase that'll make him pop. Cut him to the quick, if his lips are moving, he is lying. Don't readily agree with him, McCain is an erratic, unstable, moron, reciting soundbites for his next commercial.
Hit him hard: McCain = Bush, McCain(heart's)Bush
When he sez that many congressman are in jail, remind America that they are overwhelmingly Republican. And that McCain was deeply entangled himself in a financial meltdown scandal. (Can you say "Keating Five"?)
And remind America over and over that it was all these "experienced, understanding" deregulating, wise old Republican men of Washington that got us bogged down in Iraq AND this financial mess. It plays right off his condescending and pompous attitude. This is a Republican recession/depression. (Once again, they do know how to throw a GRAND OLD PARTY!). Make them own it!
Paul Newman: 1925-2008. We've Lost a Legend...and a very kind man, as well.
I've always said that Paul Newman was by far the most handsome man to ever grace film and Hollywood...he was indeed more than just a pretty face. He was a committed husband, father, philanthropist and just an all around good person, which was so rare in Hollywood, then and now. Rest in peace.
Friday, September 26, 2008
You Gotta Love Jack Cafferty...
I guess this Jack's one reporter not charmed by tales hunting moose, beauty pageants and calling one's spouse the 'first dude!'
The Rats are Abandoning the Sinking Ship...
...and pissing on the captain's shoes on the way off! Good speech, but I would've taken this guy more seriously if he'd just come out and said what a disaster Bush has been not only for the nation, but the GOP itself!
Wednesday, September 24, 2008
I just don't know what to say...
I'm still not sure if this is a joke, or a serious attempt at Christian music...
Monday, September 22, 2008
The Bush Legacy--The Looting of America
...and all because a bunch of red state imbeciles thought the biggest problems facing America were gay marriage and abortion! Tornados to all their trailer parks!
Sunday, September 21, 2008
We Are in America's Weimar Republic Phase
Runaway capitalism, corruption, politicians' immunity from the rule of law, religious intolerance and greed...all summed up nicely:
Wednesday, September 17, 2008
How Long Do You Think It Will Take This Shit Bomb to Make it to Video?
...proving once again that conservatives just aren't funny! Kelsey Grammar might as well go back to doing coke!
CNN Calls Out the "Straight Talk Express" on its Lies and Bullshit!
We need more reporting like this...
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