2 Wks, Patched Machetes, and la Grand Jatte

2 weeks today.

In last nights nico-dream, I was restoring an old theatre. Lucille from Arrested Development was helping. She had all the ceiling fan blades in the theatre replaced with sharpened machete blades.

A good time was had by all.

OT: Check out this Sunday Afternoon on the Island of la Grand Jatte.

Dirty Dozen Daze Haze Free with Madonna

No body count piling up (as long as you don't check the shoals). This is good.

But I did dream of Madonna last night. She was teaching my friends, using music, on how to have sex. I got a pass as I already knew how, she said. Very weird dream. Don't ask me which of my friends did not take to the lessons, but they do need to "get into the groove..." Most disturbing. Even had A-Rod serving as a Teachers Assistant for the demos.

Need to get off the patch.

Travelin' Light with a Side of Bacon In the Age of Islamic Terrorism

Islamic whackjobs have done it again. Why can't Islam as a collective whole declare these people as anathema, doomed to damnation.

And of course the FAA is already overreacting. Eventually we are going to reach the point where air travel becomes unbearably difficult, complex, irritating, and inconvenient. There will be a breaking point that people will refuse to travel by air.

I for one am already there.

Maybe we really should be required to fly naked and be forced to eat bacon and smear lard about our private regions, as Islamic whackjobs will not comply with these restrictions,

Or, we need to fix the rail system to go more places...

And carry pet pigs as carry-on's. The rail seats should be upholstered in the finest, piglet leather.

Also, I hope Abdul Farouk Abdulmutallab is convicted and sentenced to hard labor shoveling pig shit naked on a maximum security methane penal farm, and fed a strict diet of pork crisps and chittlins then returned to a cell each night fitted out in provisions made out of shoe bomber Richard Reid's smelly and unwashed gym shoes. The cholesterol alone should do him in within a couple of years. His mesh coffin containing his pork grease embalmed remains should then be interred beneath the same pig farm where the pig urine would constantly seep onto these unholy remains.

Offensive? So is Islamic (or any kind of religious) Terrorism. Let the punishment fit the crime.

And I love bacon.

And focusing my non-smoker's rage constructively, I guess.

UPDATE: Val reminds me that his islamic father did disown him and tried to alert authorities abour his son's fanaticism. That is an excellent start.

9 Daze Smoke Free

No longer planning anything criminal.

ANOTHER SOUTH PARK HOLIDAY CLASSIC!

A SOUTH PARK HOLIDAY CLASSIC

There, I Fixed It!

ROFLMAO! Look for the White Trash Christmas Tree.

4.5 Daze Smoke-Free

Why am I thinking of various poisons and their relative toxicity?

(That'll put Gunga on some watchlist or the other.)

Coming Out for Christmas (The London Gay Mens Chorus)

Rest in Peace: Jennifer Jones.

'True Colors' / 'Defying Gravity' Mashup

via Towleroad, Manny Garcia's mashup is the latest YouTube rage. K loved 'Defying Gravity' from 'Wicked.' I have also been partial to Cyndi Lauper's 'True Colors'.

This mashup is so GLEE. Please make sure Gary at Anvil sees this. And Happy Birthday, Gary

Merry Christmas to All

Cos I'm off to the beach

Happy Hanukkah

With a Jerusalem Flash Mob:

Rachel and Ron - Real Journalism - Honest Punditry

Here is an example of what real, intelligent, well-researched, Pulitzer-worthy journalism looks like. Watch Rachel take down with those funny things called facts, a leader of the Ex-Gay/Pray-Away-The-Gay/Pillow-Beating/Man-Cuddling/Reparative Therapy frauds. (We have videos of this cretin in action here in the archives. I am just to lazy to go link to them.)

Chris Matthews, David Gregory, George Stephanopolis, et al, can only dream of being this brilliant:

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Now watch Ron Reagan, Jr take on the execrable, got-the-memo, bullshit-spitting tool, Ron Christie, as this piece of shit Christie defends the indefensible, appalling words of America's Biggest Dick, Dick Cheney.

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I don't get Cheney. If I were him I would STFU and thank my lucky stars that I'm not in jail for the very real, very treasonable act of conspiring to unmask a covert agent of the CIA, Cheney being a key participant, if not instigator, of the Valerie Plame demasking incident. There is no way to prove this but people, some of Plame's former contacts, probably died because of that heinous act, all to gain some kind of sick political revenge on Plame's husband, Joe Wilson, for daring to say the prewar with Iraq books may be cooked. So there goes Cheney being such an asshole wheezing out yet another monstrosity of an interview suggesting Obama may be a traitor to America.

Meanwhile, back in the reality based community, Obama is left with the thankless task of cleaning up the mess these repugnant Republican retards left behind.

And Christie should be glad he was not in the same room with RR,Jr. or he'd be nursing a well deserved, broken nose.

Please G_d, Could you rapture these two, Christie and Cohen, before my head explodes?

Wanda!!!: "Yes We Can."?

"Well I wish you would..."

It is time...

It is time for all good men, and women, to gather at their friends' homes and celebrate the holidays with plenty of food and drink and NO FAMILY DRAMA! I am volunteering to host, just need everyone to think of a good date to hold it that does not conflict with prior plans. My suggestion is Saturday, Dec. 12 at 7pm. Anyone???