Wednesday, September 26, 2007

Is Our Children Learning? Part Deux

From Reuters: "Childrens do learn," Bush tells school kids

During his first presidential campaign, Bush -- who promised to be the "education president" -- once asked: "Is our children learning?"

On Wednesday, Bush seemed to answer his own question with the same kind of grammatical twist.

"As yesterday's positive report card shows, childrens do learn when standards are high and results are measured," he said.


I guess that would be a "Yes".

Sigh

And what the fuck is wrong with Yale and Harvard that they allowed this man in, much less graduate?

My only explanation would be affirmative action for priviledged, literately challenged, white boys.

Please go back to talking with your mouth full. If we can't make out what you're saying we won't have to hear any more of this.

3 comments:

SnarkAngel said...

He's such a f*&#@ing embarrassment. What's even more tragic is that the masses of asses don't even pick up on most of this shit.

val said...

We have a great impersonator over here, John Culshaw, who does splendid Bushisms, they flow so easily you almost don't notice them. He once started a "speech" with, "My fellow Amoebas." Obviously his intellectual equals who voted for him.

Gunga Dean said...

Val-Thank you for my 1st laugh of the day!