Liza Misses Halston

and appears blissfully unaware that Bob Mackie is still available.

And if Bob Mackie is responsible for this, somebody warn Cher!

Jarvis Cocker - Running the World

Via Balloon-Juice comes this ditty. So appropriate now that the banksters are getting away with bankrupting the world and British Petroleum continues to lie as they destroy the gulf coast:

Please, oh Please, dear nephew, please, learn this one:

Favorite line:
"That the cream cannot help
But alway rise up to the top.
Well I say:
Shit floats."

Irises 2010

I love irises. This was the show going on last week down the block from me. I say best in show.

Law & Order

1st they came and took away our Vincent D'Onofrio. Now they've come and taken away Law & Order - Prime. Where is the justice in the world?

Lena Horne, Stormy Weather & If You Believe

Sublime and and stunning:

Lena Horne, 1917 - 2010, Moon River

Her definitive "Moon River". Thank you, Lena, for a life well lived!

LongHorse, Los Cerrillos, NM

We all were a bit startled to see this in Los Cerrillos, New Mexico a couple of days ago:

Alas we drove a bit further and all was revealed:

Miss Me Yet?

Someone put up a sign in Wyoming, Minnisotta with the query "Miss Me Yet?"
Someone ingeniously finally responded with same sign and annotated thusly!
Asked! Answered!!!

Our Next Prime Minister?

This is the man who wants us all to take part in our own government, to get involved locally, run our own schools, police forces and hospitals. I mean, people can already be on committees that govern those things, but most choose not to. They don't even vote. What planet is this man on?

And does he sound a bit whiny and moany to anyone else, or is it just my antipathy?

TG for Sarah Palin & Tina Fey

Happy Birthday, SnarkAngel from V D'Onofrio

Best to you, My friend!!!

Onward Christian Soldiers!

Wolverines!!!

Because nothing better expresses Christ's love than a well armed militia!

Bombs Away!

Judy's Cream of Wheat

Found this PunchyPlayers skit via Towleroad. Dead on accurate voices and sooo funny!

A LITTLE BIT LIZA ... A LITTLE BIT VINCENT ...

A creation of my dear friend, Jazzy... Gunga Dean should appreciate this ...

BIG NOISE

1980 or something
Divine Madness!

Breaking News

Via Arove Nebur:

A public school teacher was arrested today at John F. Kennedy International Airport as he attempted to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a compass, a slide-rule and a calculator.. At a morning press conference, the Attorney General Holder said he believes the man is a member of the notorious Al-Gebra movement. He did not identify the man, who has been charged by the FBI with carrying weapons of math instruction.

'Al-Gebra is a problem for us', the Attorney General said. 'They derive solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on tangents in search of absolute values.' They use secret code names like 'X' and 'Y' and refer to themselves as 'unknowns', but we have determined that they belong to a common denominator of the axis of medieval with coordinates in every country.

As the Greek philanderer Isosceles used to say, 'There are 3 sides to every triangle'.

When asked to comment on the arrest, President Obama said, 'If God had wanted us to have better weapons of math instruction, he would have given us more fingers and toes.' White House aides told reporters they could not recall a more intelligent or profound statement by a President. It is believed that the Nobel Prize for Physics will follow----

Enuf Said!

Spotted at Palin's rally for Rick Perry in Houston TX: UnF'nbelievable

Via C&L & HoustonPress (PHOTOS BY BRYAN FOTOGRAPHER.)

Raging Grannies stick to the hypocrites at CBS

Priest

Its too good at least

green finch