Monday, August 23, 2010

Ten Thoughts to Ponder

Recieved via Arove

Number 10 Life is sexually transmitted.

Number 9 Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

Number 8 Men have two emotions : Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich .

Number 7 Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.

Number 6 Some people are like a Slinky... not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.

Number 5 Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals, dying of nothing.

Number 4 All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.

Number 3 Why does a slight tax increase cost you $800.00, and a substantial tax cut saves you

Number 2 In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

And The Number 1 Thought Life is like a jar of Jalapeno peppers--what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.

- - - and as someone recently said to me : "Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last long."


Gunga Dean said...

I am particularly partial to number 9.

Anonymous said...

LOL. no. 8 and 2. hilarious!

SnarkAngel said...

Very funny ... and I LOVE the "label" you used. Hee.

val said...

No matter how bad life seems, think how much worse the alternative would be.

SnarkAngel said...

Val ... you mean ... like ... life without ... VINCENT!?!?!?!?

val said...

Oh, yes, Snark that would be worse than death.