Sunday, October 11, 2009

Republicans Whacking Themselves Off

Just gotta love this Anti-Census crap coming from Republicans.

Jason Chaffetz (Retard, UT) is putting the fear out there to his gullible base that child molesters will be coming to your door to take the US Census.

Then there's everybody's favorite loon, Michele Bachmann (Retard, MN) who rants on about the black (OMG, Black People At My Door!) ACORN workers coming to your conservative doorstep with their Census polls to sign Republicans up for imprisonment in FEMA internment camps, something only the rightwingiest (maybe) wingnut could believe (if only).

No doubt, their Kind of Krazy talk probably got a census worker murdered. This is truly sad, dispicable, disturbing and disgusting. If so, one day they may face their maker and be asked to do some 'splainin' about the obvious and easily foreseen consequences of their anti-federal worker hate speech.

But in the meantime, however, there is a gift that keeps on giving in all this. If these morons keep putting the fear out there of Census workers and we wind up with a Repuglican/Retard boycott of the Census...

Guess who benefits when House seats are reapportioned and House Districts realigned? That is the Constitutional purpose of the census in the first place.

Amendment 14
Section 2. Representatives shall be apportioned among the several States according to their respective numbers, counting the whole number of persons in each State...


And where do they get the "respective numbers"? From the US Census.

So, PLEASE, KEEP UP THE KRAZY TALK!!!

With no more Republican districts, we'll finally and permanently get these cretins out of Congress. I am only sorry it doesn't work for the Senate as well.

3 comments:

SnarkAngel said...

These people are as insane as they are stupid!

val said...

The only thing that most peopple care about with the UK census is that they have to live to for another 100 years before they can refer to it for information for their family tree.

In the last census in 2001, I believe that a huge number of people put their religion down as Jedi...

Gunga Dean said...

I love those Christopher Wren Jedi churches...