Wednesday, April 6, 2011

Fat As I Am

Went to the doctor today to get yelled at. To paraphrase Judy Garland quoting her London press: "Gunga Dean is not plump, he is not chubby, he's Fat! F-A-T, FAT!!

Here's Bette's version:

Thursday, March 31, 2011

Cheap Flights!

For Val as it's from her side of the pond:

Also HERE!

Without subtitles seems to play clearer:

Tuesday, March 29, 2011

"Born This Way / I Am What I Am / Love Takes Over" Mashup

People constantly amaze me with their talent



By MondayMashups

He's also done a funny BradyBunch mashup too.



Don't know if you can see it, Val.

You can also find it Here

Wednesday, March 2, 2011

KD Lang Sings to me... Lenard Cohen's Hallelujah

I post this for my lost Kerry.

I am having one of those days, where I think of MyKe


Could be this Lyric:
I heard there was secret chord.
David played and it pleased the Lord;
But you don't really care for music, do ya.
Well it goes like this the 4th, the 5th
the minor fall the major lift...

Sunday, February 27, 2011

Lena Horne Was The Really Classy Amercan

And we thank you..

Time to Vent on AmeriKan's

OK - I have some crazzzzy family (no link provided so I can have peace over the holidays)
that is bat shit eating insane and always ready to bitch and moan to me about the lazy, thieving, black, brown, immigrant, slut, soul-less, family crushing, pervert/fag ("but not you, you know what & who I mean"), snobby intelligentsia, elite, libruls...

You know, not us but, Them!!

'Cos we're the only true True Merkins!

They say, all of the above, are taking all our hard earned shit, 'cos, you know, the lazy, thieving, black, brown, immigrant, unwed slut, soul-less, family crushing, pervert/fag ("but not you, you know what & who I mean"), snobby intelligentsia, elite, libruls never worked a day in their lives and could never be true hard workin' Merkins.

Meanwhile, The corporate overlords have looted the house (and destroyed the Middle class).

Sooo, To You True Blue, Stoopid, So-Called Real Merkins! Who do we burn first?

Cat's do Sheen

Cat's do the Charlie Sheen Thing