Personally, I think Jesus just "crapped out" on her ass for trashing that lovely suburb with dog doo. And then J.C. put Mother Theresa up to writing that turdesque kidnapper note so they could both have a good laugh. Statuesque Jesus will reappear, sure as those weiner dogs are gonna turn to poop in the direction of the Vatican on Sunday morning.
Oh, for god's sake, these saddos. Over here it would be garden gnomes, not statues of Jesus, and getting upset about them being kidnapped makes more sense to me - at least they CAN be fun!
The problem with these American fundies is that they constantly have to prove to every one else how much more "Christian" they are than everyone else, though I never thought of Jesus as a garden gnome, you make a pretty good case. If I were truly reverent to Jesus, I doubt I'd put his effigy in my garden where it would be subject to being peed on by neighborhood dogs and shit on by wild birds. The biggest problem in America is we're being run by greedy, corrupt robber barrons who are elected to office by fooling the religious whackos into believing they really give a shit about their 'values.' Of course, I hear you're having a bit of a row with the Archbishop of Canterbury these days?
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Personally, I think Jesus just "crapped out" on her ass for trashing that lovely suburb with dog doo. And then J.C. put Mother Theresa up to writing that turdesque kidnapper note so they could both have a good laugh.
Statuesque Jesus will reappear, sure as those weiner dogs are gonna turn to poop in the direction of the Vatican on Sunday morning.
Oh, for god's sake, these saddos. Over here it would be garden gnomes, not statues of Jesus, and getting upset about them being kidnapped makes more sense to me - at least they CAN be fun!
Val,
The problem with these American fundies is that they constantly have to prove to every one else how much more "Christian" they are than everyone else, though I never thought of Jesus as a garden gnome, you make a pretty good case. If I were truly reverent to Jesus, I doubt I'd put his effigy in my garden where it would be subject to being peed on by neighborhood dogs and shit on by wild birds. The biggest problem in America is we're being run by greedy, corrupt robber barrons who are elected to office by fooling the religious whackos into believing they really give a shit about their 'values.' Of course, I hear you're having a bit of a row with the Archbishop of Canterbury these days?
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