One Moronic Bitch from Minnisota got reelected.
Michele Bachmann
Idiot extroardinaire, and as is her district
Showing posts with label Retards. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Retards. Show all posts
Wednesday, November 5, 2008
Wednesday, June 18, 2008
Just Call John McCain Old Fashioined
As long as you admit McBush's quaint old fashioned ideas are also outdated, out of touch, a tad impaired, regressive, moronic, time tested failures, and as original as Cindy McCain's recipe's.
We have seen this all before and it did not work.
Now try to imagine this guy with an imagination, with the mental capability to try something new and original that might alleviate this mess we're in.
I can't either.
John McCain is the guy in the brainstorming session who always says: "But we've always done it this way" to shoot down every new idea and stop them in their tracks. After all, that is what conservatism means, isn't it?
Social and political retardation.
We have seen this all before and it did not work.
Now try to imagine this guy with an imagination, with the mental capability to try something new and original that might alleviate this mess we're in.
I can't either.
John McCain is the guy in the brainstorming session who always says: "But we've always done it this way" to shoot down every new idea and stop them in their tracks. After all, that is what conservatism means, isn't it?
Social and political retardation.
Thursday, April 17, 2008
The Mouse That Roared?
Watched the debate last night. Well half of it until I turned it off in disgust.
Charlie "Dumbo" Gibson and Georgie "Goofy" Stephanopowhoppohotdangdoodlelopolis turned themselves into the most inconsequential gasbags on TV today, a difficult feat today by any means. Why didn't they just don Disney costumes to ice the cake.
Nothing substantial. No policy. All Rev. Wright, Bosnia braggadocio and "elitist" San Fran shit.
Memo to Charlie and Georgie Porgie and Mickey Mouse:
I DON'T GIVE A FLYING FUCK ABOUT THAT FUCKING FLAG PIN!
To quote Lily Tomlin:
"PLEASE STOP TALKING ABOUT THAT CAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!"
Charlie "Dumbo" Gibson and Georgie "Goofy" Stephanopowhoppohotdangdoodlelopolis turned themselves into the most inconsequential gasbags on TV today, a difficult feat today by any means. Why didn't they just don Disney costumes to ice the cake.
Nothing substantial. No policy. All Rev. Wright, Bosnia braggadocio and "elitist" San Fran shit.
Memo to Charlie and Georgie Porgie and Mickey Mouse:
I DON'T GIVE A FLYING FUCK ABOUT THAT FUCKING FLAG PIN!
To quote Lily Tomlin:
"PLEASE STOP TALKING ABOUT THAT CAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!"
Monday, January 28, 2008
Why Are My Ears Bleeding
Oh, He speaks again...
Update: He Does Drone On...
Thank God: " God Bless America "
That means it's Fucking Over!!!
America will soon be free again.
Oh double fuck me! Tweety is offering his analysis.
Just let Olbermann do it the next time.
Update 2: He's signing fucking autographs. Like Brittany
A Retard Rock Star,
Ain't we glad he ran our country for the last 8 fucking years?
Chris "Tweety" Matthews offering awed, manly righteous respect for this piece of shit.
Yes, Tweety, Clinton's did it! Fuckhead..... 'And Reagan was teh Awesome", 25 years ago, while he was sleeping.
MSNBC: Kill 2 birds with one stone. Tucker Carlson and Tweety Matthews, "Together where ever they go....". Let 'em go down on one ship.
OK, I can hear my mother now going; "You can catch more flies with honey." That's just the kinda shit that got us into Iraq (Gloriously, Forever!).
Tweety was humbly speaking about how bad the Prez blew it, and then all of a sudden he got his mancrush up on McCain... His voice literally jumped an octave and quavered for a second.
This is the peoples who tells us no-nothings how to think (and vote). Fuckhead!
Final analysis: Again, Number One Retard, I ask: Where's the "Iraq? OOPS. my bad."
Fuck me even more, MSNBC brings on TIMMEH! Russert, Turd Supreme!
Update: He Does Drone On...
Thank God: " God Bless America "
That means it's Fucking Over!!!
America will soon be free again.
Oh double fuck me! Tweety is offering his analysis.
Just let Olbermann do it the next time.
Update 2: He's signing fucking autographs. Like Brittany
A Retard Rock Star,
Ain't we glad he ran our country for the last 8 fucking years?
Chris "Tweety" Matthews offering awed, manly righteous respect for this piece of shit.
Yes, Tweety, Clinton's did it! Fuckhead..... 'And Reagan was teh Awesome", 25 years ago, while he was sleeping.
MSNBC: Kill 2 birds with one stone. Tucker Carlson and Tweety Matthews, "Together where ever they go....". Let 'em go down on one ship.
OK, I can hear my mother now going; "You can catch more flies with honey." That's just the kinda shit that got us into Iraq (Gloriously, Forever!).
Tweety was humbly speaking about how bad the Prez blew it, and then all of a sudden he got his mancrush up on McCain... His voice literally jumped an octave and quavered for a second.
This is the peoples who tells us no-nothings how to think (and vote). Fuckhead!
Final analysis: Again, Number One Retard, I ask: Where's the "Iraq? OOPS. my bad."
Fuck me even more, MSNBC brings on TIMMEH! Russert, Turd Supreme!
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