I think I have a mancrush...

on a lesbian.
Memo to Marriott, Hilton & Sheraton Hotels:
Would you people please start pumping MSNBC into your rooms? I go into serious Olbermann and Shuster withdrawal whenever I'm out of town.
P.S.
While your at it...
Dump Fox News (It's not news) and CNN Headline News (also not news). You will probably find less of your televisions at the bottom of your swimming pools due to the inane ramblings of Bill O'Reilly and those nauseating Fox AllStars; and the ever moronic stylings of Nancy Grace and Glenn Pecker (oops, I mean) Beck.