All At Sea

I don't know if you've been subjected to the story of John Darwin, who went missing when sailing his canoe 5 years ago and was declared dead a year later.

A couple of weeks ago he walked into a police station saying that he didn't know where he'd been for the last five years, he'd suffered from memory loss.

Then someone googled his and his wife's names and found that they had been photographed a year ago in Panama buying a condo. A national newspaper broke the news.

His wife had sold the family home six weeks before he resurfaced, and was believed to be in Panama. She came home via Miami. She had said after his reappearance that she hadn't seen her husband for the five years since he went missing, and had collected on his life policies in good faith. Both are now under arrest.

Now it turns out that HE never lost his memory, and SHE knew where he was all the time - mostly in the house. He sneaked into an adjoining bedsit whenever they had visitors.

He came home because he wanted to see his sons - they had been deceived by both their parents. Strangely enough, they are not happy with their mother and father.