KELLY RIPA . . .

. . . a former smoker . . . obsessed with anal leakage . . .

This really grossed out our own Gunga Dean . . . so I thought I would post it here in his honor . . . and we really do need a reminder of how "important" morning television truly is . . .

Ya thought I forgot about this, didn't ya, Gunga?

And I thought the choice of font color was most appropriate.