Recently, ULTRA-CONSERVATIVE Pat Boone delivered an ULTRA-CONSERVATIVE message to voters in RELATIVELY CONSERVATIVE Kentucky for the re-election of ULTRA-CONSERVATIVE Republican governor Ernie Fletcher. (Conservative adjectives added by SnarkAngel)
In the message Boone says:
"Hello friends this is Pat Boone, a fellow Kentuckian by descent from grandaddy Dan'l. I've always been proud of Kentucky's stance on patriotic, military and moral issues; a great heritage. Now, as an American and a Christian I am very conservative about the upcoming governor's election. Ernie Fletcher is a typical Kentuckian, he's worked long and hard for the state, its people, and its traditions. And, of course, he has come under attack by political opponents and now he faces a man who wants his job who has consistently supported every homosexual cause: same sex marriage, gay adoption, special rights, to gay, lesbian, bisexual, even transgender individuals.The problem (inaudible) gay advocacy groups (inaudible) enthusiastically endorse Beshear, knowing he's their guy. Kentuckians have already voted to amend the state constitution to prohibit same sex marriage. Now, do you want governor who'd like Kentucky to be like another San Francisco? Please reelect Ernie Fletcher.This message paid for by the Kentucky Republican Party."
Well, surprise, surprise...the old closet leather queen who once gave us this affront to music.
Turns out, Mr. Family Values may have been the one who gave Justin Timberlake, the idea for "Dick in a Box."
Yeah, feast your eyes on this not-so-tasty morsel . . .
Sarcastic, Bitchy Comment by SnarkAngel:
Oh, poor dear. Tisk-tisk. No wonder she's a "conservative." She'd be laughed out of ANY sex party with a pee-pee like that. At least have the sense to get it hard first before "showing it off," Patty-boy. Hmmmm . . . "Pat," . . . that reminds me of another character (besides Dick-In-A-Box) from Saturday Night Live . . . but that Pat had more personality than our dear Mr. Boone the loon.
8 comments:
I had NO IDEA Pat Boone was still alive! I didn't know he held such views or had made such a spectacle himself. I hadn't actually thought about him for at least 40 years!
Please don't tell me he really is actually descended from Daniel Boone.
Unfortunately, my darling, Pat is Daniel's great, great, great, great grandson. He became a regligious nut in the 60's and brainwashed his wife and kids into the same faith-based uber-Christian insanity. Daughter Debbie had the big, sappy, over-the-top melodramatic hit "You Light Up My Life" in the 70's. Pat was born in 1934, which would make him 73.
And Fletcher Tanked! All that homophobic fearmongering ain't workin' out so much anymoree
Gunga, we must celebrate over cocktails . . .
I guess as oil approaches $100.00 a barrel and the dollar is becoming the new Peso, Americans are finally waking the fuck up and realizing the biggest problems facing us not whether or not two queens can say "I do" or where the Ten Commandments are allowed to be displayed!
Praise Jeebus...there might be a light at the end of the tunnel...just as we careen over the cliff at the end, of course, which is what we're guaranteed with Bush at the helm for another year and the Democratic Congress kissing his ass like it was still 2005 up there on the Hill!!!!
Betty, I love your passion. And you are, of course, 100% correct. But don't stroke out! We need you alive and well!! LOL
Yes, snarkangel, you're right...not worth losing my all my estrogen over, but the stupidity I see around me boggles the mind, especially during the debate on the ENDA bill. Despite the fact that the bill exempts religious agencies from being not able to fire people because of their sexual orientation--(why is this even an issue, unless your employee is actually fucking in the workplace?)--as well as a statement that the bill does NOT in anyway demand gay marriage, there were the usual bunch of self-righteous Republican douschebags up there screaming about how protecting someone's right not to be denied unemployment because of whom they fuck, was somehow a means to stifle religious agencies from freely practicing their slack-jawed, Magical sky-fairy based bigotries and paving the way for universal gay marriage! Honest to God...give monkies the vote already, because they couldn't be dumber than some of the people that vote and the people they elect!
Read, Sistah!
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