Friday, June 29, 2007

MITT GITS SH*T - LITERALLY . . . AND DESERVEDLY . . .

"Emotion-free crisis management" or "emotion-free pet management." Apparently, Mr. Mitt could give Chevy Chase a run for his money. The fact that he even disclosed this disgusting story to a reporter makes me wonder, not only about his judgment, but his sanity. If this is the length to which he has to go to prove his crisis-management skills, I think I'll take a pass. What a piece of dog sh*t . . .

Thursday, June 28, 2007

Andrew Sullivan On Impeaching Cheney

I think this has to be a first of some sort for Andrew:

A conservative (former Reagan lawyer Bruce Fein) makes the case. Conservatives should be more outraged by his assault on the law, the constitution and individual liberty. He's also clearly a war criminal - a knowing enforcer of torture and abuse of military detainees. We once executed Nazis for the same techniques as Cheney has approved and enforced. I don't want to see him impeached. I want to see him prosecuted under American and international law as a criminal.


I couldn't agree more. And Dammit, Sullivan is winning me back.

The Daily Show - Back in Black - 06.27.07 (2/3)

31%!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bush's approval rating on FOX News of all places! Betting some pollsters are now looking for new jobs.

Also, Lewis Black, On the Daily Show last night, referred to the fact that that Fox News now has a comedy fake news show, "You know what fake news would give you on Fox News? Real News!!"

Ann Coulter Is A ....

Ann Coulter is a (Fill in the Blank*) Note how embarassed Joe Scarborough is.

*as long as you postscript your response with "I'm joking!" or "I'm only offering legitimate political discourse!" (as opposed to intercourse).

P.S. Who's the thin-skinned "harridan" here?

IN MEMORY OF ROBBIE . . .

Dedicated to one of the most lovable guys we've ever known . . . and one of my favorite bartenders . . . Rest In Peace, Robbie. We love you. We miss you.

I Get Letters. What's Your Preference?

Dear (Gunga, dammit!) Dean:

Thank you for writing to express your opposition to the military's current "don't ask, don't tell" policy. I am glad that we agree on this issue.

I support repealing the “don’t ask, don’t tell” policy. Attempts to divide people like this have consumed too much of our politics over the past six years. The essential test for military service should be patriotism, a sense of duty, and a willingness to serve, not sexual preference. I will be sure to remember your views and share them with my colleagues in Congress as I urge them to take timely action on this issue.

Dean, thank you again for writing. I hope you will continue to stay in touch.

Sincerely,

Barack Obama
United States Senator


My preference is lot's!

One Breath

Republicans who have been convicted or are currently under criminal investigation in a single breath?

Everybody Segregate Tonite!

'Cos we all know how that worked!

Actually, I am all for separate but equal....

Facilities (of incarceration) for Republicans. (They tend to stink up the joint.)

P.S.T. In case you haven't noticed, you have to hand it to the GOP, they have convictions.

Saturday, June 23, 2007

DOES THIS PUSH PABULUM AD NAUSEAM INTO NC-17 TERRITORY?!?!?

This is a very special "WELCOME" to my sistah-girl, DA DOT! One of her fave subjects. Enjoy da blog, Baby! Now listen up, cuz I KNOW you're gonna LOVE this one. Nobody does sh** like this quite like Ms. Wanda. Literally!



Peace out . . . and don't forget to flush!

Waterloo

Watch for the poodle wink.

Thursday, June 21, 2007

WELCOME D.O.T.!!

I see Delicious On Toast has joined our merry band of contributors!

Wednesday, June 20, 2007

Too Funny!

Rising-Hegemon:

For accepting a spot on the Iraq Study Group in the Spring of 2006 when he
was thinking of running for (Duce) President and being
forced to resign for not attending
and saying it was because he was thinking
of running for (Lord of the Sith) President in the Fall of 2006. But Rudy is a man
with other priorities, like running for (Dark Lord of Mordor) President while
exploiting the death of others for fun and PROFIT!:


(Strikethru) Anyone know how to copy strikethru's?

80.12

The Bush administration is:
80.12 percent
over!!!

Keep Track Here.

Tuesday, June 19, 2007

Hillary Clinton Today!!

My very close to accurate paraphrase...

Q: "Should openly gay people be allowed to serve"

HC: "To quote Barry Goldwater: 'You don't have to be straight
to shoot straight!' Let them serve!!!"


Well whaddayaknow!!!!

Repeal DADT now!

Sign the petition here

Danger Will Robinson!!!!

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I blame SnarkAngel...

.......... for not getting us to "NC-17".